Festive-me...for just me.

Haha! Juuuust kidding. We all know that this season is for baby Jesus AND me. I just wanted to put it out there that every single time I go "Christmas Shopping" I come home with an awful lot of "one for my brother...two for me!"

When the sales person goes "wow...you've got a LOT of Christmas shopping done!" I just mumble..."yahsuredid" and when I say "you don't need to wrap anything but that one small one....I like to wrap the rest MYSELF. Cuz I bought this GREAT Justin Bieber paper...." I know I'm not totally lying, cuz I DID buy that paper!

(which I did)
(for real)

But uh, yah. I can't be the ONLY one who does this...right??

So, it's been awhile. Let me catch you up on my exciting hollywood single life for the past few months....in pictograph...

SEPT

Lost my mind. Got Foster dog Murphy.

OCT

UTAH/IDAHO ROAD TRIP!!

NOV

Re-decorated guest bedrooms 1 & 2 in Target Missoni collected across country from said road trip

GUEST ROOM #1

GUEST ROOM #2

Also squeezed in  NYC trip for Bday!

We look pretty decent for 40 right?

ALSO went on treacherous trip to Knotts Berry Farm. Practically died.

DEC 

          Rest after shopping. Note only I have stocking FOR ME. Santa better not forget!

Also....

....Am not ONLY one who went Target/Missoni crazy!

THE END...

(Still have "foster dog" though. sigh)

The 12 Gays of Christmas...

I think this just made my whole holiday. This was MUCH needed after a day of LA faux hippie yogis who infect this town like roaches! They were even in BARNEY'S today. BARNEY'S! That is MY territory. Go back to Occupy Wholefoods!

Anyhoo...this made me WAY more jolly!

Easy Reader That's My Name...

I always wondered WHAT exactly would get me back actually blogging. Not just "in my head" blogging whereupon as I fall asleep I recite an entire post that I SWEAR I will write down in the morning....yyyeah.

Well, here it is folks. Consider it the first day of christmas...aww aww awwwwwwww.....



PS...Morgan Freeman....I have always loved you and now I love you even more. Dare I say this was your best performance to date?

I laughed so hard I cried

Ummm, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS AT WORK....unless you really hate your job

Oh man....If only I could take this guy to Whole Foods with me!

drunk blogging

I'm drunk
 I just ate a huge steak.
I'm in Park city

VEGANISM ROCKS!

Things I have enough of....

1. Missoni/Target stuff.**

2. Dogs.***

That is all. 

** I WAY hoarded and overbought. I couldn't help it! My friend and I drove to the GANG area of LA to get this stuff. I WORKED for it! If you want any kid stuff or shoes, lemme know cuz I would rather send to you than return it. Sadly, every time I weed through it all to take stuff back, I can't part with any of it.  That whole non-materialistic part of yoga training didn't really take.

***That little one is up for adoption. I Swear. I AM NOT KEEPING HIM. He is a FOSTER pet. It's all the rage here in LA. Anyone who's anyone fosters an animal for some rescue group. Rescuing kids from Africa is SOOOOO 2008.