Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question

what? I mean....why is geography so important anyway?!?!

YOGIC SAGE LIFE LESSONS

SO OVER: Pampering your children

SO LAST SEASON: Pampering your pets

SO NOW: pampering your iphone

coffee talk...

Conversation this morning with Richard....the regular coffe guy in his early hundreds who is a staple here at jack's coffee in NY...

RICHARD: hey! whatever happened to that nice japonese girl that worked here?

ME: You mean Haya? Oh she became a yoga instructor! she teaches yoga now!

RICHARD: Yoga? well, you'd think she would have done something, anything, better than THAT!

ME: (smiling)

RICHARD: I mean, she is smarter than THAT. You would expect her to be in the senate or or, running a company or something. but not THAT!


god I love New York.

welllll...when in Jersey.....

All I can say is...NORDSTROM ANNIVERSARY SALE+TAX FREE SHOPPING+IHOP BREAKFAST HIGH =one happy ass yoga teacher in NO need of therapy and/or mood altering drugs. Tom Cruise was right...there ARE other ways.

riding in cars with pugs

no respect I tell ya....no respect.


too many Zingers and cheetos


"Are we there yet? are we there yet? wait...where are we?"

Number of tickets in West Virginia for driving a commercial truck in the left hand lane? 1
(cuz EVERYBODY KNOWS you don't drive a moving truck in the left lane! Idiot!)

Number of Pug pee pee stops? 42

Number of scenic views? 0

Number of pugs you can smash into the space between two car seats? 2

Number of times you stepped on dozing pugs underneath the gas pedals? countless.

Number of times you thought "my labs would NEVER do that?" millions.