Monday, December 12, 2011

Festive-me...for just me.

Haha! Juuuust kidding. We all know that this season is for baby Jesus AND me. I just wanted to put it out there that every single time I go "Christmas Shopping" I come home with an awful lot of "one for my brother...two for me!"

When the sales person goes "'ve got a LOT of Christmas shopping done!" I just mumble..."yahsuredid" and when I say "you don't need to wrap anything but that one small one....I like to wrap the rest MYSELF. Cuz I bought this GREAT Justin Bieber paper...." I know I'm not totally lying, cuz I DID buy that paper!

(which I did)
(for real)

But uh, yah. I can't be the ONLY one who does this...right??

So, it's been awhile. Let me catch you up on my exciting hollywood single life for the past few pictograph...


Lost my mind. Got Foster dog Murphy.




Re-decorated guest bedrooms 1 & 2 in Target Missoni collected across country from said road trip

Also squeezed in  NYC trip for Bday!
We look pretty decent for 40 right?

ALSO went on treacherous trip to Knotts Berry Farm. Practically died.

          Rest after shopping. Note only I have stocking FOR ME. Santa better not forget!

....Am not ONLY one who went Target/Missoni crazy!

(Still have "foster dog" though. sigh)

Tuesday, December 06, 2011

The 12 Gays of Christmas...

I think this just made my whole holiday. This was MUCH needed after a day of LA faux hippie yogis who infect this town like roaches! They were even in BARNEY'S today. BARNEY'S! That is MY territory. Go back to Occupy Wholefoods!

Anyhoo...this made me WAY more jolly!

Thursday, December 01, 2011

Easy Reader That's My Name...

I always wondered WHAT exactly would get me back actually blogging. Not just "in my head" blogging whereupon as I fall asleep I recite an entire post that I SWEAR I will write down in the morning....yyyeah.

Well, here it is folks. Consider it the first day of christmas...aww aww awwwwwwww.....

PS...Morgan Freeman....I have always loved you and now I love you even more. Dare I say this was your best performance to date?