Lame and late

quote of the day: "Money is a girl's best friend. And I love my friends." -Real Housewives of OC

I have started about 5 posts this week. But never finished any. Why? Well, let me give you the blogger's top 10 list of reasons (Bloggers LOVE LOVE LOVE to list things!)

10. I have been bitter and angry about the release of the Starbucks Christmas RED cup. WHich is SUPPOSED TO BE RED. But for SOME reason they changed it this year!!! WHY?! WHY?!?!? DId SANTA ever change his suit from red to DARK MAUVE?!?! MAUVE! I bet Baby Jesus is MAD too. I mean, after ALL THESE YEARS of celebrating his Bday you think he'd just go and be all...."THIS year it's gonna be PLATINUM, Frankincense and Myhrr. And next year we may just eliminate Myhrr all together." Thanks for ruining Christmas, Starbucks!

9. I have been on a starvation/workout plan. This makes me dizzy and weak and unable to type coherent sentences. This is me eating my Lunch.


8. I WENT TO KITTYCON on THURSDAY!!! A Hello Kitty 35 yr Anniversary Exhibit.
I SWORE I wouldn't buy ANYTHING...



BUT...When it comes to something like, collecting valuable artwork? wellllllll, it doesn't make SENSE NOT to, you know, INVEST.

(I could only afford 4...SO I got Prince, Elton, Boy George, and Elvis)(I mean....how could I NOT!?!?!?)(And I may or may not have purchased this watch)
(what? I'm saving A LOT of money on NOT eating mass amounts of junk food)

7. All the time consumed staring at my hello kitty watch.

6. My new obsession with documenting Mick and Linus' love affair.


5. Devising recipes that turn my favorite foods into starvation friendly meals! Maybe I'll publish a cookbook.

4. H&M released the Jimmy Choo Line on Saturday....which took up my WHOLE weekend. But.....




........YAY JIMMY CHOO H&M!!! I can now look like a HIGH CLASS hooker! No more slum hooking for me!

3. Taking pics of Jimmy Choo H&M stuff

2. Trying on, and falling over in Jimmy Choo H&M!

1. WAITING FOR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENTS TO ARRIVE IN THE MAIL!!!!!!!!!

Veteran's day!

I got this from the twitter feed of Jennsylvania.com. Made me cry.

And cry.

And cry.

So, go here. And bring your kleenex.

'Tis the season

'nuf said

If you're REALLY REALLY BORED....

This is a DEEP meaningful, ne RELIGIOUS message. Mick has spent the last two months chasing Linus around the house. Now, he is SO desperate to play with SOMEthing, he and Linus have "found" each other. They have crossed the cultural and racial lines to come together as ONE. I think we could ALL learn from their wise lesson. Can't we all just get along? YES. YES WE CAN!

MONDAY NOVEMBER 2nd!

ALL

YOU

NEED

TO

KNOW

ABOUT

TODAY

IS

THAT

IT'S....

FIFTEEN (15) DAYS AWAY FROM MY BIRTHDAY!