Monday, November 16, 2009

Lame and late

quote of the day: "Money is a girl's best friend. And I love my friends." -Real Housewives of OC

I have started about 5 posts this week. But never finished any. Why? Well, let me give you the blogger's top 10 list of reasons (Bloggers LOVE LOVE LOVE to list things!)

10. I have been bitter and angry about the release of the Starbucks Christmas RED cup. WHich is SUPPOSED TO BE RED. But for SOME reason they changed it this year!!! WHY?! WHY?!?!? DId SANTA ever change his suit from red to DARK MAUVE?!?! MAUVE! I bet Baby Jesus is MAD too. I mean, after ALL THESE YEARS of celebrating his Bday you think he'd just go and be all...."THIS year it's gonna be PLATINUM, Frankincense and Myhrr. And next year we may just eliminate Myhrr all together." Thanks for ruining Christmas, Starbucks!

9. I have been on a starvation/workout plan. This makes me dizzy and weak and unable to type coherent sentences. This is me eating my Lunch.


8. I WENT TO KITTYCON on THURSDAY!!! A Hello Kitty 35 yr Anniversary Exhibit.
I SWORE I wouldn't buy ANYTHING...



BUT...When it comes to something like, collecting valuable artwork? wellllllll, it doesn't make SENSE NOT to, you know, INVEST.

(I could only afford 4...SO I got Prince, Elton, Boy George, and Elvis)(I mean....how could I NOT!?!?!?)(And I may or may not have purchased this watch)
(what? I'm saving A LOT of money on NOT eating mass amounts of junk food)

7. All the time consumed staring at my hello kitty watch.

6. My new obsession with documenting Mick and Linus' love affair.


5. Devising recipes that turn my favorite foods into starvation friendly meals! Maybe I'll publish a cookbook.

4. H&M released the Jimmy Choo Line on Saturday....which took up my WHOLE weekend. But.....




........YAY JIMMY CHOO H&M!!! I can now look like a HIGH CLASS hooker! No more slum hooking for me!

3. Taking pics of Jimmy Choo H&M stuff

2. Trying on, and falling over in Jimmy Choo H&M!

1. WAITING FOR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENTS TO ARRIVE IN THE MAIL!!!!!!!!!

20 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Wow, you really are a geek. A hooker geek, but a geek nonetheless.

And damn you and your H&M!!!

2busy said...

I love Hello Kitty, and I SO would have bought that watch.

Jillybean said...

What, no Hello Kitty shoes?

Carin said...

Please post everyday....these excuses are getting in the way of the funniest minutes of my day!

p.s. That Hello Kitty exploratorium would be heaven to a 3 little people in my house....and Danny's worst nightmare...next to a puppy ;)

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

I love Hello Kitty. And now my girls do too. KITTYCON would have been fabulous. And expensive.

And, because I'm nosy, why are you on a starvation/workout plan? And do you have any good tricks to share?

NIKOL said...

I wish I could have the Cyndi Lauper kitty.

Dude, for your birthday I was going to send you a bunch of those sugar cookies Kris talked about on her blog. How would that fit in with your starvation diet? You're lucky I'm such a procrastinator.

kys said...

I love that watch. I didn't know Jimmy Choo has an H&M line. Those shoes are hooker-icious!

Counselormama said...

OK, that Hello Kitty watch is super cute!!! I would love to have gone to that!

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

#6 - Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

bernthis said...

I'd be lying next to the cat and doggy all day and do nothing else.

forever folding laundry said...

You WILL post a picture of yourself wearing those fantastic blue shoes. You WILL. (I'm not asking, I'm bossing.)

~Keri

Kristina P. said...

Happy birthday, Old Lady!

dede said...

you WILL NOT walk in those blue shoes - you can hardly walk in your workout shoes and now you are even older! and if you do decide to wear them for a night out, you can come here during your recovery!! Where do rice cripies fit into your diet (do I need to just cut them really small??)

Happy Birthday!!!

peewee said...

I'm not TOTALLY sure I can walk in those bad boys...either one. When my friend and I tried them on in the store, both our legs buckled. She bought 4 pair, me 3. We're just going to LOOK at them in our closets, remembering out youth, when even then we couldn't walk in those.

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

WHy didn't you invite me to the Hello Kitty thing? Why?

rychelle said...

i can't believe you didn't tell me about kittycon earlier!

i would have come and staged a shopping intervention. oh, who am i kidding.....we could have shopped TOGETHER!

Wenbren Explains It All said...

those shoes from H&m are super cute!!

Mayhem and Moxie said...

How on earth could you buy this watch and not call me immediately afterwards? To say that I am wounded would be putting it lightly.

*sigh*

It makes sense that you are WAY too busy to blog. At least you are making new friends, though. I am sure that the ladies on Wilshire Boulevard are a SUPER friendly and welcoming bunch.

Come back soon. You're missed.

Counselormama said...

Hey! Where have you been? I know I disappear from time to time, but miss your posts!

Kristina P. said...

Know what is lame? That I see you commenting on people's blogs but not updating yours! Booooo.

And did you get my FB message that Rychelle and I are coming to Disneyland in February?