Tuesday, December 14, 2010

CAUTION: Make these "cakes" only if you HATE the person you're giving them to

I have just recently been introduced to Sandra Lee. I then spent the greater part of yesterday watching all the videos I could find on youtube. It was like Christmas had arrived early. I had to wikipedia her to see if she was actually for REAL for real or if she was something created by like, The Onion.

She's for real.

And now I am passing on the love. We start with my most favorite/horrifying. Happy Kwanza!

This came in at a close second.

Seriously. It's almost a hate crime.

And last but not least, The Christmas Extravagannnnzaaa! SPICY!

I would LOVE to leave commentary on these. But they speak for themselves.


Kristina P. said...

I knew there was a reason I couldn't stand her.

NIKOL said...

She is magical. I love that she's paid to do a cooking show that involves frosting a store-bought angle food cake (stuffed with marshmallows) with store-bought icing. How do I get a gig like that?

peewee said...

...AND canned fruit don't forget. mmmm. canned fruit, canned frosting, and angel food. I'm surprised she didn't top it off with a pillsbury biscuit.

Jillybean said...

1. Do you think she used enough frosting????
2. Seriously, is this a joke??
3. Why haven't I seen her featured on Cakewrecks.com??

Melanie Jacobson said...

I walked in once when my mom was watching Sandra Lee. I'd never seen her before and I was like, "What's wrong with her eyes?"

They're windows to her dead soul, that's what. Or she wears too much eyeliner. Something like that.

Lin said...

Uh, was that a marshmallow center on that cake???? Ack.

Kill me now. Reminds me of the crappy food my Aunt Terry used to make. Thanks for the memories.

Counselormama said...

Gross, gross, gross, can't believe she didnt make jello with marshmellows