Thursday, May 03, 2007

More Spin Class Cult torture...

I did another spin class. I still want to puke, can't sit normally, and my 'ha ha hole' is still numb AND it could audition for a 'very special episode' of Law & Order SVU and get the part.

Can I also mention that...

A. I actually cried it was so hard and

B. People who spin are INSANE MANIACS who I would SMACK or SPIT ON if I knew how to get my feet out of those stupid clips so I could get off my bike and do it.

One ass-peddler brought a cup of coffee. to spin class. bet there was a little vodka it there. and speed. same guy also brought little hand weights, cuz you know, spin class is so eeeeeezyyyy, papa needs a little more biceps. My friend next to me said "bet that guy goes home at night and puts coke up his ass." (sorry, dad)

one woman looked like road runner she was spinning soooo fast....quite literally could NOT see her feet or legs, just a blurrr. she was also bobbing her head like a starved chicken and would, ever few seconds scream out "WOOOOOO. WAH-HOOOOOO. YEEEEE-OOOOOOOH!!!" and then look around to everyone for a nod of solidarity.

Like I said, If I hadn't been folded over the handlebars heaving and crying, and locked into my pedals, I woulda spit on her.

3 comments:

doradrama said...

Why are you doing this again? If you are going to keep this up, I suggest you put the coke up your ass. Don't knock it 'til you try it.

Carin Davis said...

That is funny!!! I need to come and read here more often!!!!!

I tried spinning once...and almost killed myself thinking I could stop...anyway...I wont do it again!!!

doradrama said...

Did this class finish you off? I see you. What are you doing?