Friday, December 11, 2009

The anti-starvation diet

I just ate dinner at a French restaurant. WHY aren't the French super fat? WHY?!? I have been on the starvation diet* (patent pending) for 7 weeks and 3 days....but who's counting? I think we ordered just about everything on the menu. You think I'm exaggerating? We took that place down faster than Jean Val Jean can steal a loaf of bread! Voila!

Speaking of bread..OH THE BREAD THERE!!! It was all like pretty leaves, came with the best butter in the history of all butters and it was SOFT, not all hard...

I have to go pass out now. WIne was involved too. Besides. I have to REdecorate my house tomorrow....SOMEone decided to buy fancy new LED lights for the outside trees...And now Scully and Mulder are staking the place.


I'm thinking it's less "born in a manger" and more "delivered by aliens into the manger"

MERRY XfilesMAS!!!


Kristina P. said...

Isn't there some book about being like a skinny French person? I don't think they eat French Fries.

peewee said...

YES THEY DO Kristina!....but they're called "frites" (freeets) which, are like Fritos. Which must be healthy. SInce they're french. mostly.

kys said...

I think they're skinny because all that fat gives them diarrhea and they poop the calories away.

PS I could live on bread, cheese, and chocolate. And Diet Dr. Pepper.

2busy said...

There is no such thing as a starvation diet anyway at Christmas time.

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Well, there you go. Mention my favorite food and now I am ready to cram bread in my mouth must have! I love love love bread!