Sunday, December 13, 2009

WHY God? WHY?????

Ummmm. Is there a REASON? A REAL REASON? For women to stand in the gym locker room with a towel around their waist covering their girly bits BUT naked from the waist up?! REALLY? You need to blow dry your hair with Gagney and Lacey hanging around? While you style your bangs? Would a bra REALLY be so stifling? I mean COME ON! You're not a hippie feminist when you go to the most expensive meat market gym in all of So Cal. And Heads up...it's the LADIES LOCKER ROOM. We don't care. We don't wanna see your BOOB JOB bouncing around while you flat iron your extensions. It makes getting to the bathroom stalls a mine field. I just don't GET it. I just wanna know why? And you don't seem to be in any hurry. You guys MEANDER around.

I hate the gym. It's the devil's lair. THIS is what happens in purgatory. I'm sure of it. It's a fiery pit treadmills, trainers, and naked boob jobs. I'd think twice about 'bearing false witness' and 'honoring thy mother and father' from now on. HEED MY WARNING!

14 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Sorry. I'll only show one boob next time.

CynthiaK said...

LOL! Oh, those damned boobs...

Perhaps you should leave some pasties lying around the blow dry area. Maybe they'd get the hint. (but probably not...)

forever folding laundry said...

Cover them up? They paid good money for those boobs....

~Keri

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

That does sound like hell.

dede said...

warning heeded - and I will stay away from the gym from now on too (and frequent more heavenly places like Banbury's)

Meg said...

That's why I don't go to the gym.

2busy said...

Precisely why I go home to shower. It is just weird!

I guess if they spend so much on a boob job, they want everyone to have the joy of a gander.

rychelle said...

what? the ladies at your gym wear towels on the bottom? the ladies at my gym just wear the towel wrapped around their hair. i'm so over the gym.

peewee said...

yah. There ARE the full frontal ladies. But they're few and far between. NOW there seems to be an epidemic of drying your hair/putting on make-up bare chested. UGH. Let's open a religious modesty gym! Where everyone has to at all times wear a burka and a nun's habit!!

Kris said...

Are they filming Revenge of The Nerds 5 there or something? Seriously, I thought topless/naked women in the locker room only happened in the movies.

Joe said...

Dunno why you gots to be hatin on the titties. Sheesh.

Peaches said...

I used to go to the YMCA and instead of glorious gravity defying boobs, there were hideous old people boobs. MUCH worse.

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

Everything I do, all day long, is done without a top on. Why do it any other way?! Actually, if I were to do anything like dry my hair or put on make up while topless, those standing around me could be injured. Not pretty.

kys said...

I can cross "go back to the gym" off my New Year's Resolution list now. Awesome!