Monday, November 15, 2010

debbie downer

I can't even BELIEVE Thanksgiving is NEXT WEEK!?!?!

How is this happening? HOW? It's 80 degrees outside! How am I even supposed to WANT to fire up my oven for a 10 lb turkey when it's SUMMER?? Why can't Cheryl's deliver turkeys WITH their cookies? (And, while I'm making demands/suggestions, I wish they'd give me free cookies for all this advertising I'm doing! )(and also change that name. I mean Cheryl's? Really?)

I'm very cranky these days. Which is EVIDENT given that I haven't even MENTIONED (let alone hinted at all the stuff I want)(with links) my Bday. That is because I have decided that it's cancelled this year.

I am canceling my birthday. (Why does cancelled have two L's and canceling have only one? WHY???)

I'm just not ready. It's too damn hot. And I am too busy playing Cesar Milan to have anything resembling a real life. I just spent another $75 on amazon buying DOG TREATS, which is ALMOST more shameful than my cookie splurge of last week.

I need a vacation. Somewhere cold. NO DOGS ALLOWED.


If I don't get a vacation soon I may end up back on my therapists couch which I SO don't wanna do A.Because I'd rather spend my money on cookies shoes and B. I'd probably just lie about everything because I've clearly regressed since my last sessions a couple years ago. I just don't know how I could fess up to a third dog, a cookie PROBLEM, AND how I almost kicked someone out of my class last week because she was chewing gum AND wore giant furry boots on an 80 degree day. I mean THAT is totally justified....but the third dog? No way. Shame central!

Maybe I should just go to Chipotle. That always make the world seem a brighter place. And speaking of that, I'll leave you with this article which is hilarious....

HOW TO EAT AT CHIPOTLE

10 comments:

Kris said...

I just witnessed my first burrito tear and layering of a second tortilla last week. I was honored. And a little jealous.

Carin said...

COME!!!
We'll go to Chipotle AND Zinn Bistro!
My treat!
I know I am a big spender!
Bring your dogs!
Charlie can TORTURE them :)

xo

peewee said...

Seriously Carin...I am just trying to figure out WHICH day to leave! You had me at Zinn Bistro....

Kristina P. said...

Come up here! We can have scones and judge people! Oh, and I will crash your Zinn Bistro dinner with Carin. Seriously love that place.

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

Why on earth would you want to go somewhere cold when it's 80 degrees?! That is just crazy talk. The rest sounds pretty normal to me.

rychelle said...

thank you for canceling your b-day. i was having a hard time picking out a gift. and now i don't have to worry about trying to get it to you in two days. nice.

p.s.
if you head up to UT. you had better make a stop in LV. or else.

Karen Peterson said...

Now hold on. You can cancel your birthday, but why does that have to mean you don't get presents??

peewee said...

Um yah, I never said ANYTHING about canceling presents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NIKOL said...

I've never eaten at Chipotle. Am I really missing something important?

Also, I saw you're going to be in Carlsbad this weekend. I really hope we can get together. Too bad Sprinkles hasn't opened here yet. We could really do some damage.

Kris said...

Yeah, when WILL that damn Sprinkles open?!?!

Oh well, I'm sure we can find another suitable cupcake place if one is required. Not that I've been looking or anything...

batterupcupcakes.com
cbscupcakes.com
cupcake-love.com
cupcakessquared.com
calcupcakeco.com
beaucoupcupcakes.com
baby-cakes-cupcakes.com
allthingscupcake.com