i don't know

I really have nothing to post. But am sitting here and nothing is on TV, waiting for the TOP CHEF finale (in case you were wondering i am rooting for Marcel and his foam dishes)(and ONLY because it will make all those other asshole contestants SO mad! heeehehehhe) so I figured I would just write something. so um, let's seeeeeeee....

These are some pressing issues in my life.

1. The one and only bill that's NOT in my name is the cable bill. I hate feeling so out of control here. We have no DVR and my "roommate" keeps saying that he is calling, but I suspect like all hollywood people he is lying. So i am bitter every time I miss something good and am secretly plotting SOME sort of revenge but can't even THINK of anything that would be as torturous as NOT HAVING A DVR!!!!

2. we have a new maid. her name is Lucy. she brings her husband with her on sundays. they clean like CRAZY and make me so uncomfortable that I now can't come home for a nap after my sunday classes, because Lucy and mr. lucy will be hand scrubbing the inside of the vacuum and ironing the dogs and I can't just plop down on the newly fluffed couch to watch TV and eat a snack while they are breaking a sweat. So this week I actually went to yoga. Maybe this is what will get me to lose weight. i will be a size six in IRONED jeans!!

3. I went to get my Zoloft refill prescription last week and since it's a new year I guess I have to do the deductible again, only I didn;t know that. So when the pharmacist said "$78.85" I said matter of factly "uh NO. I only pay a co-pay" and he said "that IS the co-pay" and I said louder "NOOOOO. MY COPAY IS $25. NOT $78!!" and he said "welll, ma'am, maybe because it's a new year you have a deductible?" and I said now angry and very rude "NOOOOO! I don't start my new year until MARCH. YOU made a mistake and I don't appreciate you telling ME that I have a NEW deductible when in fact I KNOW I DO NOT!" and he said very calmly like he was talking to a psychotic "i do not know ma'am. we only go by your insurance. maybe they made a mistake and you could call them." and I said, still yelling and shaking "well YAH. I WILL. but the only mistake made was by YOU GUYS!! And I will NEVER come here again!!! and you shouldn't treat people like this!!!!!"

then I realized that I was in fact getting Zoloft and they were probably thinking "boy, she sure NEEDS that stuff!!"

assholes.

4. top chef is on!!!! we're all saved!

the lemonade diet aka...the master cleanse

I tried to go on the lemonade diet a few days ago. I bouht all these amazing meyer lemons, juiced them,started one morning and ended the day with a triple venti mocha. I failed.


sooo, what to do with all that lemon juice? well, I considered trying again today. I got the juice out, looked at it, told myself if I didn't start today then all that amazing lemon juice would go to waste, for motivational purposes.

Ended up making the MOST amazing lemon cream pie!!!! yummmmm....

one more thing....

should I get a lab puppy or have a baby? Either way i wanna name it callie.

okay okay...I'm still here

Sorry, I was in a New Year's downward spiral. THAT and it has been the week of all new tv shows like Idol and my super sweet sixteen, and the apprentice and the real housewives of orange county...and...and...and then with all the media fight between the donald and rosie, i simply had no TIME to blog.

But what was on my mind this week is this...what is the protocall during the holidays in regards to giving your shrink a gift? I mean, obviously, you don't give him a money bonus/tip or anything. I mean, they're already loaded. And then I thought "do I send a card?" But the only reason you send christmas cards anyway is to show off your perfect amazing successful life, and well, your shrink already knows how fucked up you are, so what's the point? and if you're a clepto, you just CAN'T give him a gift, cuz he'll KNOW. And if you're an drunk, then ditto on the nice wine/champagne option. Do you get him a nice box of guest soaps? but who ever visits a shrink? A mug? do they even DRINK coffee? A nice pair of socks for when he's visiting in-patients? And then if you do pick out a nice frame or tie, you then start to psycho-analyze YOURSELF "what will he think?" "does a box of soaps MEAN something" "will he open it and shake his head and say 'oh, she's worse than i thought' ?" It's all very confusing and I don't even want to ASK him because his answer would cost me like, at least $25 and that's the very amount I WAS going to spend on the shrink gift.

dilemna.

NEW YEAR resolutions....why start off the year failing?

How the hell are you supposed to start your resolution on New Year's day when there are SO MANY leftovers to be eaten and half full bottles of vodka to be consumed and all the New Years sales happenning? Seriously it's completely screwed up and backwards. If you're gonna have a resolution (IF) then make it a valentine's resolution....arbor day resolution...presidents day resolution...something that is just more CONVENIENT than this crazy "new year's resolution" nonsense.