Tuesday, December 09, 2008

KK's Favorite things PART deux...

These are actually, in my expert humble opinion, awesome and cute gifts. Cuz, once again, just tryin' to help ya out this busy holiday season.

BUT before you star shopping online, have a coupla these

Buh Bye appletinis of yore...and behold! the bacontini! And if you don't drink alcohol...FIND a way to work these into your holiday wassal.

First, there's the ipanda.

I mean, who doesn't have an ipod these days? And how cute is this?!?!? There's also an ipig, but if you ask me, and you are, it's a bit creepy.

AND mover over teddy..there's these super funny cute fuzzy cuddly creatures in town...

GUTS and Colons!! Seriously, what kid wouldn't LOVE guts!

Get it? It's a memory STICK! HAHAHHAH. Get it? Stick...stick!

And if you scroll down the page a bit you'll also find the cutest stuffed animals EVER!

I seriously just think this is the cutest alphabet poster, and it's kinda artsy too. If I had a kid I would SO get this. And this very thing is WHY I don't have kids. Because I would spend so much $$ on stuff like this that little jr. would have no college fund...



AND for the A.D.D. person in your life...but someone you DON'T live with, cuz it would drive you nuts, there's the UBER cool Bubble calendar!!

I mean seriously, how hip is that?

I mean, these make me want to organize stuff! And by ME, I mean, Lucy, my cleaning lady.

CUPCAKE. STORAGE. Need I say more?

These Alphabet Ice trays are also WAY cute....again, my child would have no future in my household. you could make ALL the other moms feel inferior when you serve these at YOUR kid's party! But I'm also thinking they'd be awesome at your party, floating around in maragritas. Like put people's initials in their glass so when they get drunk, they won't get confused about who's drink is who's. And it MAY just save some fights!



And for inclement weather? WHAT is cuter than this umbrella? There are a lOT of super cute designs on this website too. Plus no one ever ASKS for an umbrella. But everyone NEEDS a cute one! So, how perceptive are YOU!


I just thought these glasses were super cool. And I am nothing if not super cool.


If this stuff doesn't make you the STAR of CHristmas, I don't know what will. Combine these with a winning personality (like mine!) and you are SET for being the family favorite (like me!)

xoxo,
Kris Kringle

9 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Love the bubble calendar. Love.

dede said...

I was TOTALLY going to get that bubble calendar and it is SOLD OUT! Way to get my hopes up - now you need to find me an equally as cool one!

Meg said...

If you're going to buy a plush liver for a loved one this Christmas, don't forget a Parasite Pal as a stocking stuffer too!

http://www.mcphee.com/parasitepals/

peewee said...

OH MY GOD. That parasite pals website is HILARIOUS. I am soooo jealous I didn't find that myself. Damn you meg. damn you!

Kristina P. said...

Where have you been today, my faithful friend? I have noticed your absence. I talk about nudity! How could you miss out?!?!

rychelle said...

well, if that bacontini doesn't entice me to start drinking, i don't know what will! (yuck!)

Meg said...

What can I say, I'm a sucker for all things Archie McPhee. Who doesn't need a faux leopard skin fez and an albino bowler action figure?

abalone said...

nice try!!!
you're stil getting another chia pet...

peewee said...

Dad---these aren't things that I WANT....they're helpful gifts for MY READERS to buy should they need a unique gift! Now, you may be getting that knife set from my previous post.