QUOTE OF THE DAY
"I'm like 17. Which means in a year or two I'll be like 18"
-Alexa (O.C. teenager)
What can I say? It has been raining here for DAYS. And I LOVE IT! For me? Rain means TV/Books/Mugs of coffee/never getting out of bed. I did manage to drag myself to target yesterday and bought the softest powder blue blanket ever. I'm pretty sure it was maybe meant for babies, but I SO don't care. I mean, it's a queen size. So I'm just HOPING it was meant for adults. REALLY REALLY LAZY adults!
That blanket is the reason why I didn't make it out of bed until noon today. And when I did drag my ass to actual work I just kept dreaming of rushing home back to my blanket.
But this is all normal for a rainy day. No? I think this is why going to utah for college was a bad idea. There's a REASON it took me 6 (7?) yrs to graduate.
But no matter. Has anyone seen the promos for the new season of "celebrity apprentice?" WELL, they VERY MUCH use the term "celebrity" VERY VERY VERY VERY loosely. And often in the promos these alleged celebrities need to remind us of who they WERE. And I just about fell over in my chair (bed) when a guy comes on and says "I am the #1 highest grossing comedian in the US!"
You dare to guess who it is? Robin Williams? Chevy Chase? Will Ferrell? Chris Rock? Don Rickles? Jerry Seinfeld?
THE NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN IN US HISTORY IS>>>>
#1. IN THE US.
God was all up in Heaven going "OH. MY. SELF."
Needless to say I CAN'T WAIT!!!
Sometimes I think I should get a real job. Like for instance right now VIcki on Real Housewives is having a "staff meeting" where she's surprising everyone with a botox-spraytan party at the office. I really feel like I might just be missing out in the work force somehow.
My blanket is calling....
Thursday, January 21, 2010
QUOTE OF THE DAY