Thursday, January 21, 2010

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"I'm like 17. Which means in a year or two I'll be like 18"
-Alexa (O.C. teenager)


What can I say? It has been raining here for DAYS. And I LOVE IT! For me? Rain means TV/Books/Mugs of coffee/never getting out of bed. I did manage to drag myself to target yesterday and bought the softest powder blue blanket ever. I'm pretty sure it was maybe meant for babies, but I SO don't care. I mean, it's a queen size. So I'm just HOPING it was meant for adults. REALLY REALLY LAZY adults!

That blanket is the reason why I didn't make it out of bed until noon today. And when I did drag my ass to actual work I just kept dreaming of rushing home back to my blanket.

But this is all normal for a rainy day. No? I think this is why going to utah for college was a bad idea. There's a REASON it took me 6 (7?) yrs to graduate.

But no matter. Has anyone seen the promos for the new season of "celebrity apprentice?" WELL, they VERY MUCH use the term "celebrity" VERY VERY VERY VERY loosely. And often in the promos these alleged celebrities need to remind us of who they WERE. And I just about fell over in my chair (bed) when a guy comes on and says "I am the #1 highest grossing comedian in the US!"

You dare to guess who it is? Robin Williams? Chevy Chase? Will Ferrell? Chris Rock? Don Rickles? Jerry Seinfeld?

uh uh.

THE NUMBER ONE COMEDIAN IN US HISTORY IS>>>>


SINBAD.

#1. IN THE US.

HAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! DE.LU.SION.AL.

God was all up in Heaven going "OH. MY. SELF."

Needless to say I CAN'T WAIT!!!

Sometimes I think I should get a real job. Like for instance right now VIcki on Real Housewives is having a "staff meeting" where she's surprising everyone with a botox-spraytan party at the office. I really feel like I might just be missing out in the work force somehow.

My blanket is calling....

19 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I thought the number one comedian was Carrot Top?

Where the crap have you been?!?! I've missed you. You really need to upgrade to a Snuggie.

peewee said...

Well yah, but I was talking about GUY comedians..

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Sinbad is a musical genius and a hell of a sailor.

Carin said...

Wow...Sinbad is a flashback!
p.s. I have the same type of blanket...but pale pink...I LOVE IT!!!

2busy said...

Sinbad? Seriously? What a freak! At least he isn't as creepy as Carrot top.

I think my blanket is calling to me right now, but I must finish my time at work before we can reunited...

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

You should go with a fleece Snuggie. Mine's leopard print. It's very sexy. Also....why did you choose to go to college in Utah? What did you do when it snowed?! I'm totally nosy. Rainy days really should be spent inside.

rychelle said...

1. i am LOVING all this rain!!!

2. remember that time when they reported that sinbad had died?! that was pretty funny.

3. oh.my.self - HILARIOUS!

4. i need to get me one of those blankets (you know, because i do everything you do. i want to be just like you.)

5. i love linus.

Debbie said...

You know, I haven't ever watched that show but I saw the promo and some of those people that are going to be on may need me to watch it! Great laughing potential.

Mayhem and Moxie said...

I freaking love this post. And it is not only because I can now get excited about Sinbad being on celebrity apprentice. Oh no. What makes me smile about this post is the fact that I now have confirmation that we are in fact soul sisters.

If I do manage to get out of bed these days, the only thing I am doing is crawling back inside. There is nothing better than being holed up under your covers when it is raining outside.

I mean, isn't that why TV was created? :)

Kris said...

Sinbad realizes it's 2010 now and not 1990, right? Does he still shave those stripes on his head?

peewee said...

Was he even #1 in 1990? or, you know, EVER?

Lola said...

Sinbad is hoping no one checks him on that statement because he is bankrupt and obviously trying to build up some hype with his appearance on Celebrity Apprentice...which should actually be called Wannabe Celebrity Apprentice.

I hope our former Gov gets fired first.

Tracie said...

I must go to Target in search of a blue wooby. (sp?) If I get one will that excuse me from am child duties?

Wenbren Explains It All said...

can't wait!!I love celebrity Apprentice! Loved the cat fight between Joan Rivers and Annie Duke, I love fights!

Lin said...

Blankie....

I just keep thinking of Ferris Bueller at the end of the movie with his parents tucking him back into bed.

What is with Sinbad???? Oh, I'm gonna have to watch.

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Magically said...

I just found your blog and it is fabulous!!! Thanks for making me laugh so hard! (You really had me when I saw Laura Ingalls Wilder - I was going to be her when I was little).

Counselormama said...

Sinbad??? What??? Who came up with that stat?