I'm not making sense am I? yah. It's the patchouli fumes. And all the workouts.
But all I have to say is...I've missed you guys SO much! That's the only reason I'm back here, bitching again. Because my life has been lonely and empty without all your funny banter and comments. And who else will listen to my Fabio sightings and how I ate lunch RIGHT next to heidi montag last week?
and up until just a few days ago thought it was saying "421 brunches for u" and I was all "wow! The banks are giving away brunches now? cool!"
Or look at gratuitous pics of the cutest baby niece ever...
And WHO else would I share my underwear hoarding problem with??
(I counted 102 pairs....74 brand new) (I guess they didn't really cover this at personality rehab)
SO THANK GOD for you guys!
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I forgot Heidi was even alive.
And people still wear Patchouli? All I think of is the kids I work with who smoke pot all day, and then try to tell me they are wearing patchouli. Gross.
I've missed you. And your little dog too!
It's nice that you reward us for sticking around by showing us a picture of your underwear. I feel privileged. Truly.
I totally thought that sign said BRUNCHES, too. I was like, "Dang. That's a lot of...oh."
Patchouli is the choice fragrance of all four horsemen of the Apocalypse. True story. Since that whole Rapture thing didn't happen in May, they've apparently taken up spinning to pass the time until October.
Patchouli fans take spin classes? I thought they were exclusive to yoga and "water swirling". Then the hemp shoes and women with hairy pits should be a dead giveaway.
Are you going to douse yourself in the Justin Bieber fragrance to give them a taste of their own medicine? Wait, why am I even asking this. Of course you are!
TMI
Wow, that's Heidi?? I can't recognize her anymore. And you eat lunch by these people?? Criminy. Even your lunch is exciting compared to mine. Sheesh.
Love the dog and the kid. Underwear....yeah/no. That collection is just wrong. Do you have to do laundry just like once a year?
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