Saturday, May 27, 2006

youth is gone and wasted when...

K, My friend and I agreed to meet at Nordstom's at the Mall today to get in some shopping time. She's my oldest friend from way way back in Kindergarten, where we competed for biggest class liar. We were both stressed out and tired, so much so that not even triple mocha's could cure it. SO after we sucked down the coffees we decided to get some drinks.
at.the.mall.
We went to some chain bbq type place, ordered from THE DRINK MENU...ME=key lime martini HER=pomegranate margarita (we wouldn't have even dared order those in high school for fear of being carded)and some wings to top it off. After another round of kiddie drinks, we were nice and drunk.
at.the.mall.
then we had to WALK THROUGH the mall to get to our cars. we were drunk. teens passed us and snickered. we are officially has-beens. To top off the evening, we go to her car and she pulls forward RIGHT over the curb thingie, throwing us and our nordy bags everywhere. we are laughing so hard that she is snorting and I can't breath. My new shoes were still safe though, as I had placed them in her baby car seat. Then she swerved her way to my car. Um, good thing MALL SECURITY didn't pull us over cuz I don't even think they know how to issue DUI's in a mall parking lot.

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