ev'rybody was e-bay figh'in....

I've been dabbling lately in ebay selling..4 weeks now. and it only took 4 weeks until I received an email from a sweet canadian buyer...this is an actual email she sent. I took NO poetic license here.

HA HA MY ASS IS COVERED, AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY YOUR TELLING ME YOUR GONNA TRASH MY REP ON EBAY, IVE TRIED TO BE PROFESSIONAL WITH YOU UNTIL YOU SEND ME A SHIT TALK EMAIL. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WITH YOU AMERICANS AND YOUR GANGSTER LOS ANGELES ATTITUDE, DONT YOU EVER THINK SHIT LIKE THAT IS GONNA SCARE ME HERE, IVE GOT THE FUNDS BITCH IN MY BANK ACCOUNT HERE IN CANADA, SO MY BANK IN CANADA AINT GONNA GIVE YOU ANYTHING OR REVERSE ANYTHING TO YOUR AMERICAN ASS AND NEITHER IS PAYPAL, THIS ISNT PAYMENT FOR DRUGS, LIKE THE WAY YOU MAKE IT SOUND: "GIVE ME THE MONEY IN 4 HOURS OR ILL COME TO CANADA AND SHOOT YOU WITH MY GANGSTER YOGA POSSE DRESSED IN LULU." HA! HA! I SO SHOULD HAVE SCAMMED YOU AND KEPT YOUR HOODIE BUT STUPID ME, I SENT IT OFF, AND WRAPPED IT UP REALLY NICELY SO IT WOULDNT GET DIRTY, UNLIKE YOU, JUST THROW IT IN A PARCEL UNWRAPPED SO WHEN I GOT IT THE PARCEL HAD HOLES IN IT SO IT POTENTIALLY COULD HAVE GOTTEN DIRTY, BUT DONT WORRY, IVE CHECKED IT AND ITS BRAND SPANKIN NEW. WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? TOO MUCH KRISPY KREME AND POPEYES BISCUITS AND DUNKY DOUGHNUTS CLOUD YOUR BRAIN? BOY, YOU MUST THINK YOUR A REAL IDIOT NOW.

hmmmm...think I should choose another hobby? I dunno, gotta go get me another dunky donut...