Wednesday, August 26, 2009

I wish there were a weekday that began with P...

Cuz then I would SO have a blog day called "I HATE PEOPLE PATURDAYS" or something.

A "friend" of mine on FB posted this in her update....
CRAZY MOTIVATIONAL LIFE COACH is laughing at my son's classic comment tonight... when told he could not go over to his neighbor's house before dinner, he replied with " mom, I'm mad at you. You are making my heart dim!"... No, I did not teach him that - it was his second day back to school lesson he learned today.


This is the response of one of her friends....(have your barf bags ready)

Children hold serious spiritual power and messages for us, sometimes we overlook them. That is amazing, you should look into that and see what part of him is expressing that and what it is in regards to. I bet that is a serious spiritual fruit, and gift his soul is extending to you! Lots of love to you, in light- Lauren.

I would rather wear THOUSANDS of sturdy shoes than have dinner with THAT girl!

23 comments:

forever folding laundry said...

Wow, she sounds AWESOME! Actually, dinner may be fun. She sounds a bit like a party trick.

~Keri

dede said...

maybe I should have her tell me whats wrong with Cameron!

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...
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DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

What kind of crap is that? Lauren should be told to bite the spiritual fruit as soon as she gets back from her astral plain ride to jupiter.

Kristina P. said...

??????

carin davis said...

:)

Kathy B! said...

You HAVE to be kidding me. You made that up, right?!

peewee said...

I swear! I cut and pasted RIGHT from facebook! I am telling you people....This is my life! Surrounded by crazy yoga looney's who can't even be kept at bay on FACEBOOK! It's everywhere! AHHHHHHHH

abalone said...

we have thousands of lauren-like nitwits up here on the northcoast!!!

rychelle said...

is your friend named summer dawn rainbow love?

Kris said...

The next time my children throw fits and yell at me for not giving them M&Ms for dinner, I will sit and ponder what their spiritual selves are trying to communicate to me. Maybe that their souls are lacking a tasty chocolate center?

peewee said...

yah Kris! I'll tell you what color my heart is! Dark! Dark Chocolate!

2busy said...

I have no idea what she just said. How totally out there...

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

Facebook kinda drives me crazy sometimes. Do we really need to know what road your driving down or what you're having for dinner?! Um, no. That's the spiritual fruit that I'm extending to you, my friend!

ymK said...

Wow my daughter has extended many a spiritual fruits to me and I didn't even know.
I wish Lauren were my FB friend.

Wenbren Explains It All said...

haha!That's funny!My cousin, counselormama just posted how annoying some statuses can be like the most overposted is I can't wait for Friday or I'm glad it's Friday, sooo in honor of that I started posting "Brenda is sitting in the couch" and many more like that, I wanted to see who's buttons I'd push :)

peewee said...

I know! I read her post...I fwd'ed it to all my annoying FB friends as if it were supposed to be funny, but there was a HEAVY HANDED "take a hint" tone to it :)

kyslp said...

And it's people like that who make me want to delete my FB account.

NIKOL said...

Lauren is a very special snowflake. She could be a guest writer for the GOOP newsletter. Spiritual fruit, indeed.

Vegas Linda Lou said...

I'm sure my mother was thinking that right before she knocked my head into the wall for staying out after the streetlights came on.

Counselormama said...

I have a cousin on FB and him and his wife are always so "shmoopy" on there, I want to throw up, but it's so sweet and romantic, right, barf!!!

Mega8815 said...

WTF?! That's a bit overboard

Jane said...

That Lauren would have a field day on the things my kids say! Think of all the spiritual messages I've been missing! It boggles the mind.