My Annoying Neighbor Downstairs: Hey. Sorry for just coming by, but are you guys having any kitchen sink problems? Cuz we're having water leak down our kitchen ceiling.
ME: mmmmm, not that I KNOW of. But feel free to check. I don't do the dishes or anything, so I haven't noticed.
HIM: (under the sink) Well, I don't see any leaks or anything. hmmmm. (looks on top of sink and counter) Well, it looks like at some point you need to seal that tile cuz water might be leaking down from there.
MY ROOMMATE: OH! I can do that! I can totally caulk that. But we don't have any....Do you have any we can borrow?
[wait for it...]
HIM: Yah, but I can't find my caulk.
ME: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. You can't find your CAULK!! HAHAHAHHAHA!
HIM: (bright red) Oh yah. I didn't mean...oh. ha. ha. (trying to recover by being funny) My wife took my caulk YEARS AGO. ha.
Dude. Awkward. You just killed my buzz.