Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Plumbing 101

My Annoying Neighbor Downstairs: Hey. Sorry for just coming by, but are you guys having any kitchen sink problems? Cuz we're having water leak down our kitchen ceiling.


ME: mmmmm, not that I KNOW of. But feel free to check. I don't do the dishes or anything, so I haven't noticed.

HIM: (under the sink) Well, I don't see any leaks or anything. hmmmm. (looks on top of sink and counter) Well, it looks like at some point you need to seal that tile cuz water might be leaking down from there.

MY ROOMMATE: OH! I can do that! I can totally caulk that. But we don't have any....Do you have any we can borrow?

[wait for it...]

HIM: Yah, but I can't find my caulk.

ME: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA. You can't find your CAULK!! HAHAHAHHAHA!

HIM: (bright red) Oh yah. I didn't mean...oh. ha. ha. (trying to recover by being funny) My wife took my caulk YEARS AGO. ha.


Dude. Awkward. You just killed my buzz.




12 comments:

Kristina P. said...

You are so juvenile.

Hey, I just saw a beaver!

Mega8815 said...

HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!
Thanx for the laugh

the letters i wish i'd written said...

Currently wiping muesli off my screen...

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

You guys are going to be besties forever.

Kris said...

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Wenbren Explains It All said...

oh poor guy!He's totally caulkless!

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

Look at you....picking on the poor, innocent caulkless.

2busy said...

He totally fell for it. That's what is funny!

Kathy B! said...

LOL!

I love this.

What a tool.

peewee said...

it wasn't even done on purpose! Thats the best part. Sure, my roommate set him up, but completely unintentionally. And he is this full on preppy uptight guy. I woke up still giggling.You shoulda seen how red he turned. Oh Torture...how I love thee, let me count the ways!

Dads(2) said...

You just made my day! I giggle everytime I say "Caulk" . . . .

seriously? said...

Hahaha, I love it when that happens. I was in a grocery store last week and a girlfriend of mine asked a male employee "Hey, where are your nuts?" I couldn't contain myself.