It would be REALLY nice to turn on the TV in the morning and NOT have to hear about the horrors in your community FIRST THING. This morning was worse than usual. They were showing innocent stories about Obama haters, underhanded bankers, the earth eroding away...and then BAM they have to sneak in the most horrific of all.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
You might wanna stop reading.
Was going outside of his house on a sunday evening.
And his little girl goes "Daddy! A snake!"
And the dad looked over on to his FRONT LAWN to see an 11 FOOT PYTHON creeping across.
All non-chalant like. Like it was a little field mouse, or squirrel who was just makin' his evenin' rounds.
The dad was all "I looked over and was thinking 'oh, a snake' until I saw it and then I was pretty scared'"
I don't even know what amount of psychopharmacology would have been required for me to function in daily life after that.
Oh, and in case you're wondering, it's not like he lived in the woods in North Carolina, where stuff like this happens ALL the time! He lived in the OC! Where teen shows are born. Where people shop and go to the beach and stuff.
AND they ended it by saying "It's probably a female and she is lost, so if you're the owner please contact us!"
No. Don't try to make me be all "awwwwww...poor little lost snakey girl." NO.
And if someone's ELEVEN FOOT PYTHON is LOST? Then they should go to prison. NO PAROLE.
How am I supposed to enjoy my coffee now, huh!??!?!?
Posted by peewee at 7:19 AM