First off this place is HUGE. I still don't have my bearings. We're in the arizona hills in Tucson. I mean it's nice and all. If you have a fondness for cacti. LOTS of cacti (scrabble word!!)
I took my first "ZUMBA!" class today. We don't have ZUMBA! at my gym. We're too "high fallutin" for all that latino crap. I have heard many good things from people around town about ZUMBA! (that's how they ALWAYS say it ZUMBA!!!!!) It always sounded lame to me.
So here's what I have to say about it.
It was a bunch of middle aged ladies and their gays. On meth. And mineral water.
They shout the word ZUMBAAA!!! About fifty million times. The instructor was Charro and Richard Simmons all in one. On meth.
It's a combo of every single aerobics class you've ever taken ALL IN ONE set to latino dance tunes. I felt like I was on the lido deck on the Love Boat, with all the silver haired ladies and their young gay studs. It was fun.
The schedule here is insane. I brought a STACK of books to read...imagining myself sipping mai-tais by the pool. no.
I have eaten a TON today. The problem with Canyon Ranch "fat camp" is that you have 3 restaurants here, with yummy albeit healthy food, and you can order WHATEVER YOU WANT. And it's included in the week. So, FREE!
I hate to say that I have already begun hoarding the choc chip cookies. But they're HEALTHY. ALL twenty of them!
Oh well, at least I'm working out.
AND I get my first of MANY massages tonight! Yippee! YAY FAT CAMP with choc chip cookies and massages!!!! I HEART DIETING!
It's cute how they have a couch. As if you get to just sit around ever. But I am making some fun senior citizen style friends. One thing is, when you get a group of old fatties around , they have LOTS of character.
My computer time is up. Time to get to my 5pm lecture on I can't remember what but I have a purse full of cookies to see me through it!
Monday, August 23, 2010
Posted by peewee at 4:05 PM