ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-PANCAKES? Them's fightin' words

It's friday night. So I'm OBVIOUSLY home on the couch. I thought of a new Resolution Substitution today...

RESOLUTION: DO MORE CARDIO
SUBSTITUTION: DO MORE CARB-IO

BAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA. God, I'm good.

It's been a slow week for me. I think I'm just exhausted from all my workouts. I HATE working out. I realize I'm stating the obvious, who doesn't?? I'll tell you who doesn't. The crazy skinny girls who are at the gym every.single.day. WHY? If I were that skinny I would NEVER be at the gym. EVER. You can tell they're naturally skinny too. Tiny. Petite. Why waste your time?

I GUESS if you wanted to stay tone you could work out. But why the cardio? Everyday? I mean, mayyyyybbeeeee once a week. I get why you'd do yoga. Inner peace and all. But the treadmill? ick.

ALSO, working out is supposed to release some sort of something to make you in a good mood.

Not me. Actually it's been the complete opposite. I have been angry and resentful and bitter all week. And talk about mood swings! woooo-eeee. Ask the guy who on purpose accidentally erased my LOST premiere. I'm not even ashamed to say that I threw the remote across the room and screamed...yes SCREAMED in all caps at my friend that he did it on purpose because he was a lazy selfish asshole who never considered other people and when he said to me I was overreacting because it was "just a tv show" all condescending like, I exploded. I told him he ruined my whole week. And then stormed into my room. But not before telling him he was never EVER allowed to even touch the remote again.

I told him the next day I was sorry and he understood. I told him I didn't mean any of it. (except the never touching the remote part) Nice guy I guess. It's still a little touchy. If ABC didn't show the premiere on line, he would have lost a limb. And it's still annoying to have to watch a 2 hour show on line. But anyway. all is forgiven. mostly.

AND to add to my torture there's an ihop on the way home from the gym. And it's on a corner. And I ALWAYS hit that red light. And there is a HUGE poster right now advertising ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-PANCAKES. I always die a little inside when the light turns green and I drive away. One of these days I am sure I will be desperate enough to turn in. The ONLY thing that stops me is what kind of loser eats at ihop all-you-can-eat-pancakes by themselves? Geez, have some standards man. It's not like you can get them to-go either. Believe me, I've weighed in all my options.

It's really no wonder I'm so on edge. Can you really blame me? no.