I am here! And guess what else is here??
SWINE FLU! great. Now every time I cough or sneeze I'll be running to the emergency room.
It took me until today to recover from that drive from He-double L. (look at me not swearing!) I can tell you that I will NOT be driving back. I don't know how I will get back, but I am just too old/wimpy to do that again. No matter HOW many Twilight Cd's I have. (I noticed I lost a few readers over my Bella comment. But come on guys, that girl makes the disney princesses look like butch lesbian feminist bikers)(no offense to my butch lesbian biker readers!)(welllll, actually yah...can you do something about the haircuts and, erm, fashion?? I mean really, just cuz you go for women, doesn't mean you gotta sport a mullet and overalls. Lots of men buy Armani! Dolce & Gabana...Banana Republic even!)(just a suggestion)
AND while I'm suggesting things...here's what you DON'T say to your greying friends...
ME: hey! Can you believe how gray I'm getting!? It's freaking me out. So I gotta go blonde or something so it blends.
HER: I don't see any gray!
ME: (pulling back front piece) SEE
HER: OH.MY.GOD. How did that happen? (making grimacing face)
See, THAT is what NOT to say. No matter HOW grey someone is SAYING they are.
Here are some suggestions as to not get socked in the face...
1.oh pshaw, whatever...You're being crazy! I wouldn't even NOTICE that if you didn't point it out
2...and even then you can BARELY see it!
3.I mean, going blonde or getting highlights would look GREAT on you...but not because you're grey!
4. Hey...let's get some ice cream!
There you go. SOOOO easy.
On another note...there is this new trendy, shall I say shoe? It's ALL OVER NY. And it is quite possibly the ugliest thing i have EVER seen. I like to call it the boot flip flop, or the boot sandal, or just UGLY ASS SHOE.
I like to be fashion forward and all...but if you have these? Just don't. Don't HAVE these. They're so so wrong. I mean what? It's hot out so you wanna keep your ankles warm?
I think designers are bored, so they're all I KNOW what hasn't been done yet! It's a boot. It's a sandal. It's the new bandal!
Oh yah. one more thing I've observed is trendy...wearing backless dresses...WITH A REGULAR BRA ON. Hot. Trashy is the new black.
So that's what's goin' on so far here. I'll keep you abreast of more NYC trends.