Saturday, April 04, 2009

**Toast! Toast!** *clink clink clink*

My dad's speech at the rehearsal dinner:

(in tears)
"I am so honored to see my son get married.(sniff sniff) And to be part of this all..."

(wait for it...........)


(waiiiiittttt for it.............)


"...especially since this will be the last marriage in our family for at least a few years."


uh huh. nice. smoothe.

He is SO going to An Adult Day Care when I get the chance.

10 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Hahaha! I love your dad.

Counselormama said...

Dang! I would have shot daggers at him with my eyes! You have to dish about the wedding!

forever folding laundry said...

Ah, the love of a father.

Hope you're having fun in those heels today! Remember...photos are encouraged!

~Keri

Meg said...

Sheesh. Not even my mother would say something like that.

Did you remind him you get to choose the kind of home he goes to?

dede said...

at least you know where YOU got the ability to say what ever is on your mind!

the letters i wish i'd written said...

Oh that made me laugh and it also made me wonder if we share the same dad....?

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

Brutal! When we announced our first pregnancy, my mom started crying and was saying that my grandmother thought she would die before I had any children...I was 25. I think if you shared wedding pictures, especially your dress/shoes, we'd all feel a lot better about what your dad said. ;o)

Carin said...

i want to know what YOUR toast was!

rychelle said...

the only thing worse than your family constantly telling you you should get married, is when they've finally concluded that there's no hope that you ever will.

peewee said...

RYCHELLE!!! AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH! soooo true. You crack me up.