Have you ever been in the shower, shaving your legs, when you started to get turned on? Didn’t you wish that trusty razor of yours could satisfy more sensual needs?
Now it can with the Tinge, the first (and only) razor-slash-vibrator! 
Yes. Really.
The Tinge may LOOK like an ordinary shaver, but just throw on the cap and voila — party time! Finally, you can remove unwanted stubble and get off with a single device.
But wait, there’s more: The Tinge has a whopping 32 different speed/mode combinations for your pleasure, and it’s water resistant, so you can get freaky in the bathtub.
That’s not all. The gadget comes with two blade cartridges AND a bottle of pleasure gel!!
P.S. I am not responsible for snags or tears in your wizard’s sleeve.
PPS. Be SURE to read the testimonials!!
Wednesday, April 01, 2009
talk about inventions!
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*sound of chirping crickets*
(I'm speechless) (and terrified)
Finally! I have been looking for something to give me a smoother shave and other things, I guess? A Razor with Benefits! Perfect! Those testimonials were hilarious! Just out of curiousity, where might one purchase this?
Um....yep, I'm speechless as well. But I am wondering how you stumbled across this little treasure....
is it really a good idea to do "that" with something that has BLADES attached to it?!?
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"and there’s nothing, creepy, shady, or pervy about it!"
ha!
Wow. Just wow.
That's a combination that would never have crossed my mind.
Wow.
Yah...one would THINK that there would be some pretty high liability issues here.
And then you can smoke a fake cigarette afterwards!!
KP...well it SURE is better than that sand paper hair removal thingie! Can u imagine them making THAT into a, um, you know...THAT. (I'm shy when I comment)
But is 32 speeds enough?
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