Friday, July 03, 2009

THE happening. THE omen. THE shining. THE Exorcist........



THE CABIN

PART 1

CABIN OWNER: I'm going to go out and mow the lawn!

CABIN OWNER'S PARTNER: yah. don't forget to get all the parts around the trees like you did last time!

CABIN OWNER: (annoyed) I can only do SO MUCH!

CABIN OWNER'S PARTNER: Well! It's all poison Ivy around the trees and I can't even get in to TRIM the trees unless you mow ALL THE POISON IVY.

ME: POISON WHAT!?!?!?!?


PART 2

THEM: Oh hey yah...if you want to have fresh water use the one in the fridge....cuz our water is WELL water. I mean it's TOTALLY DRINKABLE! But it's just the COLOR is brown.

ME: sooooo, is the brown from, you know, DIRT?

THEM: NOOOOO! It's MINERALS.

7 comments:

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Brown water does suck. My mom has a bungalow in the Catskills and she has the great good fortune to have brown water that SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN EGGS! Mmm hmmm. Egg water.

Kristina P. said...

Why are you there again?

clay aiken's half brother's friend said...

does part 3 involve a bark collar? just wondering

carin davis said...

oh...to be a fly on the wall...
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!

forever folding laundry said...

Is there a number we should call if we don't hear from you in a day or so??

~Keri

rychelle said...

mineral water is all the rage these days, isn't it?!?

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

Not that I'm laughing or anything, but it sounds to me like a very entertaining movie. ;o)