Tuesday, September 08, 2009

I will be signing autographs from 4-9pm. Please form an orderly line. No Pushing and shoving.

HOLY MACARONI! (mmmm....macaroni & cheese....)

I just googled my name to see if my yoga retreat website appeared at all. It doesn't.

BUT! I am BESIDE myself with excitement because I just found out that I am LEGITIMATELY FAMOUS! As in, not just in my mind. But FOR REAL!

When I moved to LA from NY everyone was all "Why are you moving to LA? LA sucks. I thought you hated LA?"

And I would say "I know. LA does suck. But I just want to make it into the pages of US weekly, and THEN. THEN I will be satisfied with my amounts of fame.

WELL THIS IS JUST AS GOOD!!!

ACCESS HOLLYWOOD!!! MY NAME!

Yah. that's right. You wanna find the stars? Where do you go? MY CLASS!!!

I'm gonna go start my memoirs now. I'm sure the publishing houses will have a bid war going. I'll be sure to blog about when Matt Lauer come to do the exclusive interview. Don't worry. I won't change TOO much. I'll always still be yogabitch from the block.

19 comments:

Kristina P. said...

So, did Kristin get her groove back with Taye Diggs?

Will you ask Billy Bush why he's such a massive tool?

Can I touch you>

Kristina P. said...

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

Eve said...

Congratulations. Now you can begin your rapid decent into prescription drug combining, sex addiction and eating disorders like all the rest of the LA Glamorati.

I'll say I knew you when...

peewee said...

I do NOT have a sex addiction!

Dads(2) said...

wow, that went to your head fast . . . .

forever folding laundry said...

How is it that you do not have a movie deal yet?

When it happens, can I play your roommate? Your yoga student? Taye Diggs' love interest?

~Keri

dede said...

you need to print that up and take it into work - it should be worth a pretty substantial raise! I am so glad I knew you when...

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

I don't know what's cooler, the mention on Access Hollywood or the fact that you got to see Taye Diggs bend and stretch for an hour. Did he sit next to whispering vegan woman? Did she try to read his aura?

NIKOL said...

Taye Diggs is half of my favorite celebrity couple. he and Idina Menzel are the cutest!

And now that I know your name it will be easier to stalk you. Yay!

Kathy B! said...

How awesome!!

And you must really get into a focused frame of mind when you teach -- or else you'd be too busy drooling over Taye Diggs to teach :)

Kathy B! said...

And if you yoga class makes him look like that can you come and give my hubby a couple lessons?!

Kris said...

I'm honored to know such an A-lister like you. Do you need an assistant.

Now will you start posting more about the celebrities that come to your classes? How am I supposed to live vicariously through you if you don't give me the dirt!

carin davis said...

YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!

I need to attend your retreat!

Meg said...

Oh my god! You were seen eating tacos with Giovanni Ribisi? So freaking cool! I love that guy! What kind of tacos did you get? Mmmmm, tacos.

rychelle said...

i'm so glad i stole a pair of your yoga pants while i was in nyc! they're going to be worth a fortune some day.

(oops. did i just confess to that?)

2busy said...

Can I have your autograph? I am in awe!

peewee said...

It's been a little dry on the celeb front. Aside from Fabio, the stars are CLEARLY in a yoga slump. I'll just have to keep talking about Drew, Reese and Taye, like the high school football star who keep talkin' bout that winning touchdown back in '89.

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

I thought you were already famous...that's why I started reading your blog! Now I get to tell everyone that I started blog stalking you before you were famous!

CLAY AIKEN'S FRIEND'S HALF BROTHER said...

I TOTALLY THINK YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO KK.