Friday, September 04, 2009

Occupational Hazards

Remember Frail Voice lady from LAST friday?
She's back. Not only did she whisper at me in class last night, but I then awoke to her Facebook status update. I swear I'm not makin' this stuff up. I simply cut and paste. I am only the messenger!


FRAIL VOICE VEGAN loves this full moon energy.
10 hours ago · Comment · Like

FRAIL VOICE FRIEND me toooo! Its nutty! I love it!
10 hours ago

FRAIL VOICE VEGAN I feel like I could conquer the world right now. Now that's an idea. I think I will. You can too. Let's go!
10 hours ago

FRIEND Lets do it! I feel the same way! I am on the 5th day of a 5 day cleanse, I just had an amazing yoga practice and the moon is full! BAM!
10 hours ago

FRAIL VOICE VEGAN Since it's national yoga month...i'm doing yoga EVERY day.
10 hours ago


I tell you what. THIS is the kind of thing I attract in my career as a Yoga Guru. It's no wonder I come home everyday to watch The Duggars on TV. I need to see NORMAL people in their NORMAL lives.

Now...get out there and start your National Yoga Month Celebrations!!

BAM!

19 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I am going to watch people do yoga everyday. And mock them. It should have the same effect, right?

Kris said...

Sorry, I don't celebrate Yoga Month...I only celebrate the Sarcasm Solstice. We have daily meetings on the internet. We LOVE world-conquering, vegan, yoga whisperers!

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

All the crazies come out when there's a full moon. I know that's when I need to get out and conquer the world. ;o) BAM!

Anonymous said...

De-Friend NOW!
amg

NIKOL said...

You know, the benefit of having yoga month in the heat of the summer is that I don't need to go to a special studio for Bikram. I can just stay in my own living room.

I want Sarcasm Solstice to be a real celebration.

ymK said...

Hilarious!

Wenbren Explains It All said...

and what did they have for drinks?

Counselormama said...

Full moon+Friday=anything that can go wrong will go wrong at an elementary school!

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

I'm still stuck at the five day cleanse. . .eww.

rychelle said...

i'm going to update my fb status right now. bam.

2busy said...

Why do we subject ourselves to such strange friends?

Miss Red said...

i've always wanted to try yoga!

Eve said...

Frail voice people make me want to punch them in the face. PUT SOME AIR BEHIND THOSE WORDS! BAM!

forever folding laundry said...

I think Frail Voice Vegan has *definitely* been toking a bit too much of the full moon energy...wow!!

~Keri

Mega8815 said...

That is slightly disturbing... Okay ...that's very disturbing.

Her and her friend... OMG!
And they totally believe themselves?? WOW!

Sorry, it's so odd I don't really have words.

peewee said...

oh don't worry Mega...you're not alone. You are a child of fruitful light and love, born from the moon, returning to the sun, one with yin and yang. bless.

Mega8815 said...

OMG now you're scaring me... =)
Good luck sweetie!

Life with Kaishon said...

Oh my gosh. This is so funny! I saw a comment you had left somewhere this morning and I was SO excited to click on Nelly's face to come and visit again. That girl is CRAZY! The only thing I feel like doing when there is a full moon is admiring it : ) No yoga : )

Duggars= Normal? : ) I have never seen them yet. I really must!

Kathy B! said...

You need to war me bofre you start throwin' things around. That last BAM! ht me right between the eyes.