Remember My new renter, Lynn? Well, I sprained my ankle a few weeks ago and today she trapped me. I was innocently minding my own beeswax reading blogs, when she creeps up behind me and says....
HER: I can work on your ankle today. I have 20 mins free.
BitchyThoughts: oh GREAT. Think of an excuse. fast!
ME: oh! uh, yah! that's so nice of you. Um, GREAT! So, like, NOW?
...two mins later.....
HER: Now close your eyes. breathe innnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Breathe ouuuuuuuuuuuut. I'm just going to 'read' your leg.
BitchyThoughts: HA! Hope my leg has a great twist ending for ya.
HER: Now, I want you to mentally release your Tibia. (pause) Go ahead. RELEASE your Tibia! YES! YES!! There! I felt it release! gooooooooooood. good job!
BitchyThoughts: Huh? where's the tibia?
HER: Wow. Your body is SO responsive. You are SO in tune. I can just FEEL your bones shifting everytime I tell you to. Do you feel it? Do you FEEEEEEL the difference in your bones? I can TOTALLY feel that shift!
BitchyThoughts: huh. interesting. can you FEEEEEEEEL my eyes rolling to the back of my skull?
HER: okay, now just send the intention to your ankle, your whole LEG, say " I am the truth and I will live that truth whatever that truth manifests in the truth and light truth!"
HER: okay! That's it! Now! How do you feel? Your Ankle feel WAY better?
ME: YAH! YAH!!! WOW! uh, YAH!
BitchyThoughts: uh, no.