Wednesday, February 10, 2010

TEXT "SAVE HYDRANGEA" to 99951 to send $5 NOW!!!

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"Help. Us!"

I stand corrected.

I heard the Whole Foods flower ad again today. I mis-quoted. What the ad said was "...the flowers are raised ethically." Which makes WAY more sense really. I mean, I've heard that ethics on the flower farms have PLUNGED since the Bush/Cheney Admin. Sadly, the Lilacs have gone the way of AIG and from what I understand, those A-hole Snapdragons received MILLIONS in holiday bonuses, while the Bouganvilla lost their life savings. And their homes....driving the price of Miracle-Gro through the roof!!

NOT to mention the fact that those Pansies STILL can't marry!

What is the world coming to when even the FLOWER fields have no morals?!? I think we'd better start sending the missionaries to the Rose Parade to preach the gospel. We have to do SOMEThing!!

SAVE THE FLOWERS! SAVE THE FLOWWWWEEEEEERRRSSSSS!!
"Our 401k's are gone. GONE!"



"We were TORN from our homes!"




"YAH? Well, Everything AIN'T comin' up roses! Screw YOU George Dubya! You AND your "ethics!"

7 comments:

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

If you really want to "save" the flowers, just keep them out of my hands. It's a sure path to an early demise.

dede said...

I tried the text and it said "thanks for your support from peewee at the grove" - are you sure you just aren't pocketing the $ instead of raising awareness???

2busy said...

Nothing worse than an unethical flower. I mean, really...

Kristina P. said...

I think this is a direct consequence of me trying to destroy the earth.

rychelle said...

personally, i blame al gore, for inventing global warming.

Counselormama said...

Whole Foods will say anything to try to justify their prices! It's like they could write, "Flowers are grown in a "homicide free" environment. Ugh! Very funny, btw

Kris said...

I hope that some day the pansies have equal rights.