Wednesday, April 14, 2010

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe/sandal combo.

They're Baaaaa-aaaaaack! With a vengeance!

The ever popular BANDAL! We thought they went away last season?? OHS NOS!

For the, uh, cowgirl? in us all.

oooh. For the fancy nights out.

The MOC Marten!


Time to tighten those boot, ankle straps!

Wearing these with socks is ALMOST as pretty as wearing Birkenstocks and socks. ALMOST.

You'd THINK they'd be as cheap as they look? yah. Not so much.

I don't think I've ever, ever, EVER been so UNtempted to buy shoes in my entire life.

And they don't call them "bandals" (my original term!) They call them "hybrids."

Oh, and hey, you biker bitches out there? Don't worry! We have some for YOU TOO!

I simply canNOT wait for UGGS to jump on the bandal wagon!!


Kristina P. said...

I don't understand the problem. I like to have camel toe feet to match my other camel toe.

NIKOL said...

You know what would go great with these? Assless chaps.

Let me know if you need to borrow some.

Jillybean said...

Somewhere, some clueless teenager will think these are cute and buy them, then her friends will see them and decide that they need some too and then everyone will be wearing them, looking equally ridiculous, however, since everyone is wearing them, they will become cute and darling.
Hence another stupid fashion trend is born.

Kris said...

If only there were a way to visually identify a douchebag, without having to speak to one.... Thank you, bandals, for solving that problem!

Counselormama said...

I saw a pic where Katie Homes was wearing some, ugh!

Lin said...

I just call them ridiculous.

Debbie said...

And someone (lots of someones) got paid to design these things!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

No words. Not JUST because of the shoes, but also the fact that the comment button put me RIGHT next to the shot of D. Hasselhoff in his speedo. right after lunch.

bernthis said...

seriously, these are shoes to be purchased by real people, with lives and jobs to keep and desires to get laid again? Really?

Karen said...

Yeah, I really don't get it.

I guess I'm just not cool.

Melanie J said...

'Kay. I still think that Uggs with shorts is the worst of all combos and if I see it on a peroxide blonde with press on nails, I will punch her. But bandals are such a close second that it makes me sad that so many bad things exist in the world.

Inga said...

Haha! Will those really be around for one more year? Who buys them?