Tuesday, June 08, 2010

The Dark Side Of Fake Parenting...

Teen Slave had to go to the DMV today. I had to take her. This means I HAD TO GO TO THE DMV FOR NO REASON FOR ME WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

This is like, PURE EVIL. I think this should be an installment for Birth Control. Let people KNOW that when if you have/adopt kids, it means EXTRA trips to the DMV. {shudder}

And here's where she REALLY got me back for all the advanced spin classes and 14 hr day "extras" jobs. SHE FAILED THE DAMN TEST!!

This means....you guessed it.....ANOTHER TRIP TO THE DMV!!!

Kill me now.

9 comments:

Kristina P. said...

You are such a giving parent.

Jillybean said...

Do you think she failed the test on purpose just to irritate you?
;0)

NIKOL said...

I don't know what you're complaining about. The DMV is awesome. I go there on my lunch breaks and days off just for fun. The people there are nice, and the decor is always so warm and inviting. Beige is highly underrated.

Kris said...

So...when she DOES get her license...does that mean she is allowed access to drive your car? Maybe failing the test is a blessing in disguise.

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

As bad as the DMV is, it's way worse with kids. Especially two toddlers. Also? The best advertisement for birth control is my stomach. Seriously! My stretch marks were so bad they bled. I'll send you pictures if you ever need to have the "birth control talk". ;o)

Okay...maybe not really...

peewee said...

uh, Kris? HAY-ELL NO! She has a license from Utard. But she still filed the written for CA. Which I remind her of on the hour every hour!

peewee said...

failed, not filed. Guess the apple don't fall far from the tree...the tree that don't even have the apple to begin with...

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

hee heee

The Empress said...

Oh my gosh. I never even thought of that. I hate going to the DMV as it is, and now extra trips???
You're right...it would be good birth control knowing that....