Friday, June 04, 2010


Remember ladies, when entering a room, greet everyone, and soon, you'll be invited and entitled to the grandeur!
-"money can't buy you class" The countess

I had free time on my hands b/c I put teen slave to work. She was an extra on a tv show today. She was SOOOO excited, until hour 9 when she was STILL working. heh heh. THAT'll teach her to borrow my hoodie w/o asking! Seriously, I should write a book on how to torture your teen. Who knew I'd be such a natural at this whole parenting thing!

I am mourning the season ending Of RHONY. My friend and I were shopping at Barney's today, depressed that we've me our shoe quota for the year already (last year), and we were talking about Ramona's fake wedding and what everyone was wearing and who looked terrible and whose hair looked the if we were talking about real friends at a real wedding.

Then we talked about how depressed we were that we DIDN'T live in France.

But you know what?

Like Jesus teaches... "Money rich and manners poor, Never got the boys too far. Money talks but I just walk when I can't stand it!" (Jesus, or someone just LIKE jesus)

Here are some VERY wise tips for your weekend. nay, your LIFE.


Counselormama said...

This video was....awesome. Such a wise woman.

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Why does she look like Eva Logoria in that video? Musta took a village to pull that off.

peewee said...

I KNOW! Talk about airbrushing!!!!

seriously? said...

We can all learn from her wisdom!!!!

Kristina P. said...

My friend!! Ahhh, I really do love this song. And the hair! Oh, the hair.

I was thinking about this, and here are my favorite Housewives to watch, in order:

1) NYC
2) NJ
3) OC
4) Atlanta

I have been thinking about doing a Real Housewives of SLC post. Just a thought. We'll see.

Tracie said...

I need teen slave and her sister to help me power wash and stain this ginormous deck.

Lin said...

That show is a freaking trainwreck! And that song??? AWFUL!! Who has this much drama in their lives? I want to slap them all. And is it me or is this on BRAVO all the time??

bernthis said...

I'm sorry but that woman, all those women, just make me want to pull my hair out.

Debbie said...

I am so impressed with how you can quote the Bible like that:)

Kris said...

It took me a minute to figure out what RHONY stood for. Can we still be friends? I don't watch, but I do read US Weekly, and I wanna know what Bethenny smoked/snorted to look like that 3 weeks post-baby.

peewee said...

People just don't KNOW how spiritual I can be