Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Public Service Announcement

There ARE some good things that come from having a teen around. They like stuff like KFC. And because of this I FOUND IT!

"What IT?" you ask?

The long lost McDonald's fried apple pie. yummmmm.


As I'm sure you all know, back when someone had the worst idea in the history of ideas, they did away with the fried apple pie and replaced it with the baked aplpe pie. Who even cares about a BAKED apple pie?? From McDonalds? "I'll have a Big mac, super sized fries, and hmmmm, let's see...OOH! A healthy baked pie please! I'm watching my cholesterol don't you know"

Well, The GENIUS buyers at KFC saw an opportunity, and being that it's KFC and not KBC, they were all "F*ck it! Let's just do the fried!"

I tell you, it's the exact same fried apple pie of Micky Dee's yore. I am thrilled beyond belief. I maybe went through the drive-thru TWICE in one day to get them. It was sad. The lady was all "that's it? four two apple pies?? No chicken bowl? Drink? No?"

I think I've hit a milestone in life when the KFC drive-thru lady feels sorry for me.

Anyhoo. all I can says is 2 for $1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS...you think I'M CRAZY? Yah. There are others.

PPS. I swear I am not the author of that Investigative chart. I love how it has an entire column for "confirmed" and "rumor". I think I've found my soul mate.

11 comments:

DG at Diary of a Mad Bathroom said...

Fried pies? Sign me up!

NIKOL said...

I can't tell you how happy this makes me. Is the apple filling still the temperature of molten lava?

peewee said...

YES! YES NIKOL! I have burn scars on my tongue to prove that it's the real deal!

Kris said...

Avoid the chicken! I worked at a KFC in high school, and I have many fond and disgusting memories of it. I still can't bring myself to eat their chicken (teenage boys should NOT be allowed to prepare food for the public). But the side items? The side items are GOOD. Mmm....biscuits. And I guess now, fried pie!

Kristina P. said...

I had no idea. And Kris makes me sad. I love the KFC grilled chicken.

peewee said...

oh yah, NOOOOOO. Would never EVER touch that genetically modified chicken product. Ick! I think If we get everyone to buy millions of pies they'll do away with chicken all together and just turn into KFP....and we could have cherry fried pie, lemon fried pie, peach fried pie....mmmm.

Hey....I just realized fried is friend without the n.

Meg said...

You haven't lived until you've had a fried peach pie from Biscuitville.

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

never had one...is that normal?

forever folding laundry said...

I've never had one either.
I hope I'm still allowed here.

BUT, the KFC mashed potatoes & gravy is just about the best thing ever. I'm sure that's just as mortifying to admit as your love of the pies, no?

And, btw, your chronicles of the teen slave drama are exceedingly enjoyable. :)

~Keri

bernthis said...

oh Lord you DID NOT write that! I LOVED those pies.

dede said...

lunch tomorrow for a buck :)
(they better stick with just apple - we know how a cherry pie, not even deep fried, can send you to the ER)