Thursday, July 16, 2009

waiting for guffman....

UGH! I HATE HATE HATE waiting for people who are traveling to see me to GET HERE! Especially when everything is all ready. I mean...I vacuumed for these people! And now I find myself wandering laps around the place, making sure everything is ready. Moving the salt shaker two inches to the left. Pulling the shower curtain closed JUST SO.


I seriously need to start working again! (HAHAHA! Just kidding!)

I already just found out that one of my friends isn't coming because she forgot to pack her snuggie started puking on the plane. Then had to get off the plane. Isn't that SO SAD? That people were probably pointing and laughing at her like that?

I mean, if it were ME and I were puking on a plane I would just be all furrowed brow, weak voice "I. just. need. to. be. up. front." And I woulda done it AFTER they took off. And even if first class were full, they would request someone to switch seats and if they didn't they'd feel like a real A-hole. And then I'd be all "I. just. need. something. for. my. stomach. Sprite. and. warm. cookies. would. be. fine."

But I can't expect EVERYONE to have my gifted skills.

So now I'm extra neurotic like "did R make it?" "is her plane delayed?" "did she bring a snuggie too??"

Hey, It JUST occurred to me that MAYBE R poisoned K somehow. So she could have me ALL to herself! I mean, it wouldn't be the first time.

Hopefully she'll get here tomorrow morning. But I can't guarantee that her portion of the british candy bars will still be here.

Guess I'll go around once more and move the table chairs around.

11 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Well, I didn't quite puke on the plane. I got off and then puked.

And I seriously have cried like 3 times already. I can't believe it would cost so much for a new ticket. I am sooooooo sad!

Obviously, it won't be as fun without me. Don't do anything fun!

I already miss you guys. Gotta go stick my head in the toilet now.

Dads(2) said...

I'm so jealous that Rychelle gets you all to herself! HAVE A BLAST!

NIKOL said...

This is clear proof that Kristina is in no shape to eat the Kit Kats you talked about in your previous post. So, because I care, I just want you to know that I'll step up to the plate and take care of them for you. I'm here for you, babe.

Counselormama said...

Poor Kristina! That both sucks and blows! What are you guys going to do?

peewee said...

it'll be hard. but we will survive. We're going to wear all black...snuggies in mourning, and only eat at subway sandwich shop.

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Oh, poor you! And poor K! And seriously, I hope she doesn't puke on the snuggie. Yuck.
Um, you are sounding a bit paranoid. Is there someone paranoid rubbing off on you?

Kathy B! said...

Poor, poor Kristina. I bet she didn't actually have the Snuggie on. It was probably packed. The Snuggie would have saved her for sure...

Debbie said...

I was so sorry to hear that Kristina got sick. What terrible timing.

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

You guys are probably out right now having a blast in NY at 5 am while I'm sitting on my bed blog stalking!! Not that I'm jealous or anything.... *sigh*

3 Bay B Chicks said...

Let it be known that I would take out most anyone in order to have you all to myself.

Did I fly to Utah, sneak into Kristina's house, and spike her daily milk and cookies, all in a twisted Lifetime movie like plot to take out your friends one by one, so that you have to move to Northern California so that I become your lifeline and only friend in the world?

Ummmm, no. But now that I am thinking about it....

-Francesca

JennyMac said...

vomiting plane passenger...ugh. Hope she is better now and SO glad I was not in the seat next to her. LOL.