CUTEST.THING.EVER.
I have found my favorite new website. I've been on it all day DYING at all the cuteness. You might need to go kick someone or trip a child to make up for it all.
I've been doing a lot of interneting today. WHY? Cuz I'm SICK!
For real sick. Like I didn't even teach class today. This is a weird sickness. I'm gonna call it spontaneous explosive sneezing virus. HA! As I wrote that I sneezed all over my screen.
You know what drives me crazy? When someone says "That Bitch is such a trick-ass-ho that I defriended her on Facebook!" Seriously? I hear this more and more. Friended/defriended. FRIEND IS NOT A VERB. However, "texted" is just fine. Just goes to show how lazy we're getting. It's like we're talking the way we text.
Back to me. WHAT is worse than being sick when it's 80 degrees out?? I don't know how single mom's do it. Just having to take the dogs out was torture. What if I'd had to have a STROLLER?!?!
The BIG mistake I always make when I'm sick is calling my mother to whine and complain. NO one on this planet loves to complain about being sick more than my mom. So when I'm sick she lends a very good sympathetic ear. EXCEPT then good cop meets bad cop and before I know it she's screaming at me to go to the emergency room because for sure I have the swine flu and how stupid I am for NOT going because THIS IS YOUR HEALTH!"
Anyway. You're probably so bored by now that you've left this site and are right this second going "AWWWWW" at all the kittens and baby elephants on that one website.
While I'm here, feverish and dying! But that's cool. Just don't be surprised when your ass gets defriendededed!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Elephants and Sneezes...in that order
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you get kinda cranky when your sick!
hope you are better (read as happier) soon!
I think that Friending has become a verb. Like whoring. You know all about that.
Oh Kristina...you made me laugh.
Oh no. I hate that. The FB 'craze' etc has totally gone overboard. =/l
That Sweet Million ad from the Cute website is on TV here all the time. Just think, it was somebody's job to put pajamas on all those animals and someone else showed up each day just to be on poop patrol. The end result was adorable though.
Hope you're feeling better soon.
So if you sneezed all over the screen does that mean we're all infected?
You probably have mono or influenza or the swine flu or any number of other yucky illnesses. OR all of the above. Wouldn't that suck?
{bless you!}
That baby bunny kills me! I am going to show this site to Kate and she will NEVER leave the computer!
Sorry you're sick. Feel better!
It's an interesting phenomenon when someone verbs a noun. Like I just did in that sentence.
Hope you feel better soon so you can start kicking puppies and tripping children!
Ugh, sorry you are sick! Did you see that commercial for TGIFridays saying if you get a bunch of your "Friends" to become a fan of TGIFridays you will get a free burger? Everyone is in on this! p.s. Feel free to "friend" me on FB, I think you are so funny!
that cat eating corn on the cob is the cutest thing EVER.
i shanked one of our students, in order to bring me down from the cute overload. turns out the way he cried for his momma was kinda' cute. now what?
It's just like when googling became a verb. I can't keep up.
I'm sick too. Did you give it to me? If you were my FB friend, I'd totally defriend you for that. Ah, who are we kidding?!? Like that would ever happen!
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