Friday, March 05, 2010

There are just some days when your Life's Work is WORTH IT.

QUOTE OF THE DAY
"so I said to her, 'Oh, I will never say anything about you behind your back ever again.'.... You dumb drag queen"
-Bethenny Frankel, Real Housewives of NYC

Holy Mary Mother of God and all things holy....the HOTTEST.GUY.EVER. came to my class last night. Now, normally I don't notice hot guys in my class. (unless they're famous) Mostly cuz I teach in West Hollywood. The gay capital of gay capitals. So If you're crazy hot, and you come to my class, you're gay, unless proven straight.

This guy was HOT. And had tattoos on most of his one arm and back. Now, I am not even one for tattoos. I don't go for the bad boys ever. (sadly, I like my men clean cut, preppy, stylish, sensitive)..(gay) But I took the tattoos+hot body+well that's all we need, as a sign that he was possibly maybe almost sorta straight.

But again. I barely registered any of this. I work in a room of HOT sweaty bare-chested guys every day of the week. It all becomes a blur at some point. But AFTER class, when everyone comes up to me to worship me and tell me how I'm the best teacher EVER, I politely and humbly say "thank you....it's nuthin really...aw shucks...this old thing?..." I turn around and he is right in my face and in the hottest, STRAIGHTEST (I hope) voice he says "Wow. That was such a great class. I'll definitely be back. Thanks!" He was looking right into my eyes.

I was frozen. It was like out of a movie. My cocky self was GONE. I was all "oh, uh, oh, awesome (I said awesome. I wanted to slash out my tongue. Clearly I haven't been stunned like that since the eighties)

I left in a stupor chanting to myself "please God let him come back. Please God let him be straight. Please God let him come back. PLEASE GOD LET HIM BE STRAIGHT"

That guy single handedly made up for every smelly non-underwear wearing, annoying hippie, and naked lady encounter I've had to endure.

Well, just so you know I'm not usually such a troll. But OH BOY....please be straight....please be straight....

13 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Please tell me you gave him a private yoga session, if you know what I mean. Wink.

You do know what I mean, right?

rychelle said...

you have no idea how many times i've said that prayer....

(kristina's comment is killing me!)

seriously? said...

Please God let him be straight!!! I am hoping you can bring him back to your cute little patio filled with flowers where he is sure to see your awesomeness!!!!

Frugal Vicki said...

Oh my god, your blog cracks me up! I'm adding you to my blogroll for daily stress relief!

NIKOL said...

I was going to make a joke, but it would kind of pale in comparison to Kristina's comment so...yeah.

Visualize and Manifest the Straightness.

Meg said...

Just make sure you're not wearing the granny panties and skirt ensemble next time he comes. Just sayin'.

peewee said...

you mean like a private scripture reading, right?

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

please, please, please be straight is right! Go girl!

Lin said...

Dang! I hope he's straight, for your sake, too! And ours--we want some updating on this one!!!

Is is too much to ask for class photos?? Is that too obvious?

Carin said...

"Awesome" you took the words right out of my mouth. Sorry 'bout that! :)

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

I really do hope he's straight. And what is Kristina talking about?!

Tracie said...

If this was a scene from my life, being wildly attracted to him would be the first sign that he's gay.

Or a serial killer.

Or both.

Kris said...

Have you picked out your cutest designer yoga outfit to wear for the next class? If he comments on the designer outfit, you'll have your answer.

Good luck!