I had an amazing weekend. There were beaches and biker bars and Kardashians involved. But Today! Today I made Teen Slave go to SPIN CLASS!!!!
MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!
AND.
It was her first spin class EVER. You don't even know my joy. I practically rolled on the floor giggling when she said "what IS spinning anyway? Is it just like a name for riding a bike? Like at the gym?"
MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!
She can't walk right now. She's in bed. Oh sweet sweet revenge. For all the times I have found myself humming one of her delightful ditties "I got a P*ssy so fine like yo ass. I got a p*ssy so smooth like a glass..."
It was an advanced spin class.
MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
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6 comments:
OK, so, Rychelle and I had breakfast yesterday, and we are confused as to how this teen slave came to be. Does she rent a room from you? Is she the daughter of a roommate? Is she your new mailorder bride?
Don't think your "breakfast with Rychelle" comment got past me, Driving home the fact that YOU HAD SCONES WITH RYCHELLE. I can't even answer your question b/c my mind is rolling around in honey butter
Do you think I could make my kids take a spin class? Not that I want to torture them or anything.....
You say all this like advanced spin class isn't the bare minimum standard in teen slave torture. I assume you are also requiring foot rubs and Glee reruns? Also, standard. You could also force her to make you scones and churn fresh honey butter. Just an idea.
Next, I think you should take her for this new fancy spa treatment called a "high colonic." All the celebs are doing it, Dakota. It's fun! It's freeing!
Now if only you could figure out how to get your money back out of that kid and it would be heaven! I love paybacks to the teens. :)
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