Tuesday, May 04, 2010

My first date. (seriously)

For those of you who are still on the fence whether or not people "choose" to be gay....



....will you JUST take a look at my very first ever date?? I think I was like 13. And TRAY (maybe guys do TURN gay when given a gay name) was like 15. My only concern for that evening was that I was too young for him. Which MUST be why I chose to dress like a church librarian. So he'd think I was "older."

My dad kept alluding to the fact he was gay...to which I screamed "JUST BECAUSE HE'S AN ACTOR DOESN'T MEAN HE'S GAY!!!!!!!"

He never called again. I was crushed. If only someone could have told me that was the first of MANY a night out as a fag hag.

15 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Well, to be fair, you totally look like a lesbian in that picture.

Remember how you were a lesbian on Facebook? That was awesome.

NIKOL said...

Tray looked pretty sweet in his smart blazer and shiny shoes. But nothing beats a sweater vest. Nothing.

Meg said...

I think I had those glasses.

Hillbilly Duhn said...

I think I had those glasses too!! lol

Lady of Perpetual Chaos said...

Isn't the "church librarian" look really just an "understated sexy" look? I'm pretty sure it is.

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

You never fail to make me laugh. Kristina? She was a lesbian on facebook!? I SO Need to be your friend ther!

Karen said...

I just love the way you guys are standing about eight feet apart.

And that sweater vest is to die for! Or from...I get those confused...

Together We Save said...

Oh my... I love the first date photo!!

Tracie said...

I had a long and illustrious career as a fag hag, too. And I didn't even rock those glasses. *sigh*

Kris said...

Your body language is all "ew, gross", and his body language is all "if I turn my body slightly and bend my front knee, I totally shave 10 pounds from the photo and acheive that smoldery Ralph Macchio/Karate Kid look. So hot."

peewee said...

Kris! HAHAHHAH!

We had so much in common...the glasses...the theatre....madonna. *sigh*

rychelle said...

he he he he he

Lin said...

So, what is he writing about YOU??! hahahahaha!! That photo is priceless.

I will explain It all said...

oh!!!My lord that's all I can say, the date looks painful to look at, love the librarian look though...

TheEverDazzling said...

Tray looks rockin'. I never would have guessed it either.
I literally 'lol'ed when I read this post. Amazing.