Thursday, January 20, 2011

FaceStalker

I feel as if I should let it be known that I am ticking away the hours until the season finale of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills tonight. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

Okay. That's off my chest. NOW....Lets get to The Devil's online lair...Facebook. Though I LOVE if I don't have someone's email I can just pop over there to send them a message, I am about to ram a fork in the eye of the next person who sends out Group emails where they have it set up so that EVERYONE ON THE EMAIL RESPONDS TO YOU. And I don't even know how to make it stop! Is this a new feature?

And to top it off I get an email sent to me every single time someone I am not even friends with sends a response to the original sender AND a pop up on my Phone saying that "anna has sent YOU a message!" when in fact anna, whom I don't know and will never know, has sent a message to my original soon to be ex-friend.

And since I wasn't the original sender I can't even stop it. It's like having an annoying neighbor pop into your window every 5 seconds.

And their cousin.

And their husband.

And their co workers.

And their inlaws.

I also hate how if you comment on someone's picture or whatever that you get an email every single time SOMEONE ELSE comments on said item. WHY? WHY IS THIS NECESSARY???

Also if someone writes stuff on your wall you should have to APPROVE IT before it actually makes it on there. DITTO on picture tagging! (ESPECIALLY on picture tagging)

People keep asking for a "dislike" button. I am asking for "like" "dislike" and "Deep Seated Hatred"

I REALLY wish companies would consult me on such matters. I wish there were a government job title called like, GRAND CONSULTANT TO EVERYTHING. Cuz I SO woulda majored in that. I woulda been class Valedictorian! Magna Cum Blah Blah! At the VERY least I would have officially graduated!

Also I would make it so the Housewives were on every.single.day.

LIKE!

8 comments:

Kristina P. said...

WHY CAN'T YOU GET OFF THE EMAIL THREAD?!?! If you can't tell, I'm passionate about that. I think the only way to is to delete the thread.

Kris said...

You are just way too popular. Or your phone works way too well. My phone tends to skip Facebook alerts and only send me like, every 4th one. Now I'm off to post on your Facebook page!....

Granny~Van said...

ROFL!! Hmmm...guess those fancy schmancy iphones can be a bit, ummm, not so fancy.

rychelle said...

furthermore, there should be a different "ding" sound for facebook messages, and real text messages. amen.

peewee said...

YES RYCHELLE! YES!!

Lin said...

Oh, I hate that too!! Why do I have to read everyone's insipid comments in my mailbox???! Let me know if you figure out how to stop the madness. Makes me think twice about EVER commenting.

Can't wait for the housewives either. I wanna see that idiot Camille get skunked by Kelsey. She is such a troublemaker!!!

Jillybean said...

This is the exact reason why I got a separate email account just for facebook.
All those comments and notifications get sent to the new email which I check once every few months, (mostly just to delete everything) thus leaving my personal email completely out of it.

Debbie said...

That email thread thing is so annoying! I am with you on this.