Oh Appliances, how I hate thee so.
Listen. I'll break it down for you. They came to deliver the washing machine yesterday. I was given a window of 10-4. Really?? WHO has that kind of time?
They arrive at 4:35. Really? couldn't make that SIX HOUR WINDOW?
Welll, one thing leads to another and I called the guy an asshole and he left.
WITH MY WASHING MACHINE
And JUST when I was envisioning setting fire to Best Buy, a wee savior appliance arrived to redeem the appliances of the world.
I had ordered it days before. I've been waking up with drool all over my face because it's so dry I apparently can't breathe at night. Is this the cutest thing EVER or what? And...IT GLOWS PINK in the dark!
Now, if they could only make a Hello Kitty Washing Machine the world would be a better, happier place.
Wait....I bet they do....
At any rate I am basking in the glow of the ONE appliance that makes me happy. Even if I am still sleeping on dirty sheets.
Maybe they should make Hello Kitty Anger Management Classes.