AY-MEN sista....I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!

JUST when I was losing all hope for outside contact, ready to KILL myself TRYing to watch tv on a saturday (it's BLEAK. We all know this...unless you're 5, there's no TV on a sat...even with cable) JUST when I almost began starting a trust fund for my dogs, I was SAVED! No, I didn't pick up the Bible, didn't find Jesus on the sat morning evangelical channel...

My friend, savior, if you will, brought me In Touch AND US weekly. She was like when Jesus brought fishes and loaves of bread. Oh, and she brought bones for the Dogs, so i wouldn't be killed by my beasts, like when Jesus saved Daniel from the Lions den. You see, Christ IS alive in all of us. (or maybe just Vanessa)