I'd Like to Thank the Academy...

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
{Dad talking about his 4 yr old}

"She didn't wanna git up this mornin'. But we got 'er up. Mountain Dew helps a lot"
-Toddlers and Tiaras

I've been getting TONS of awards lately. (2) Is that really a shock to anyone? Let's just say....IT'S ABOUT TIME!

Haha. JUST not at all KIDDING!

Of course, I am too challenged and/or lazy to follow their rules. And cut and paste stuff. And tag people and stuff. I don't like to share the limelight, so, I'm not passing along the love. I wish I got money with these "awards." But oh well.

I was totally honored here and here...two VERY funny blogs. So I am humbled. (as humble as someone like me can be) You're supposed to list 10 HONEST things about yourself and 7 things no one knows. So, I'm gonna just do 7 HONEST things that no one knows...about this blog. I mean, really, I can't talk about my blog ENOUGH!

1. MY BLOG is VERY FAMOUS . PROOF, PROOF, and PROOF

2. My blog got it's FIRST EVER "hater: comment! It was on the BRILLIANT Moxie Mona post! Weird, right? It was this...

Anonymous said...
I think at your age you could find a better use of your time.


I'm totally like DOOCE! And Dooce was on Oprah. SO you know what that means....Chicago here we come!!

3. My blog started in Feb of '05...Here's my first ever little baby post. The best part is my blog only had ONE reader....my friend Joe who set it up for me. LOVE his comment where he's explaining what the blog is. It's so, so, Little house on the prairie. Awwww....widdle baby bloggy.

4. My blog was "anonymous" at first. I didn't want my name on it anywhere. But, stealth was never my strong point. So I didn't have my NAME anywhere, and yet, I had a side link that sent you RIGHT to my personal website with all my pics and family. I probably blogged about my name. phone #, and street address at some point too. Oh well, don't ever ask me to hide anything for ya.

5. My mother doesn't read this blog, doesn't KNOW about this blog and NEVER WILL. That's why it's 'anonymous.' I would be disinherited. Again.

6. This Blog is banned in Singapore! If you're in Singapore, you cannot read this blog. awwww. :( Maybe someday Singapore will take down this "wall" and let their people FREE!

7. I didn't design this blog. My good friend took me from blog obscurity to blog fame. She's my blog stylist. Anything cool and creative is attributed to her. Anything tacky is me MAKING her do it. Under duress that my dogs and I won't leave her house until she does.

Wasn't that SO riveting?! I'm thinking I can work all this into a script, and get it optioned for a Lifetime Original Movie.
E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD BLOG STORY:the making of a historical piece of shit relevance in the Millenium!