Wednesday, February 04, 2009

The Passion in the Parking lot, Chapter one



Last Night after teaching an actual fun class sans any crazies (except for the guy who wore his boxer shorts. But at least they didn't show anything)(and he was kinda cute an clueless) I was coming out of the parking structure and so was a silver mercedes and we both came to a point where one of us needed to yield. So OF COURSE, being the considerate person that I am, I paused for this driver to go, but he wasn't sure what I was doing so I looked up to mouth "I am gracious, go ahead"

Lo and behold it was Fabio in his super slick silver lady machine. And he smiled and waved me to go. And I Waved back "No Fabio, YOU go" and then Fabio was all "no fair maiden, YOU go" in hand gesture, and I was all "No, it's okay Fabio, like YOU go" and Fabio was all "No seriously, you will be swept away with my passionate wave. i'm fabio and I must let you go, damsel, go" (still in hand gestures)

SO I finally went and waved "THANKS fabio" and Fabio all waved "No, dear sweet voluptuos lady, I am Fabio, and I am nothing if not a courteous gentleman with HOT Flowing highlighted hair"

Then we were both on our merry way.

I had an entire hand conversation with Fabio. Which I find hilarious. HE still has THAT HAIR, and he's what? like 55? I think that if we had lived in Romance novel time, this was Fabio's way of picking me up and carrying me over the parking lever. He probably woulda paid my 50 cent parking fee too.

Because, that's just Fabio.

10 comments:

Counselormama said...

OMG, thanks for the laugh this morning! I have three horrible meetings in a row, so this is a great start to my day!

abalone said...

and you were smoking what???

Dads(2) said...

Wow, a Fabio moment--priceless!

rychelle said...

i LOVE this post so much i think i will adapt it into a romance novel, and put fabio on the cover!

btw....do you read this blog?
http://thebloggess.com/

she's hilarious, and reminds me of you.

Annie Miller said...

You're so full of it. I don't believe one word.

dede said...

I believe you (who is that annie girl???)! Fabio turns 50 on March 15 (I looked it up) - so if you run into him next month you can tell him Happy Birthday! - I thought he was older too?!!

Kristina P. said...

Did he have a bird attached to his nose?

peewee said...

uh, I'm totally not lying!! I've talked about Fabio before cuz he works out at my gym. And I see him every tues thurs. And he has pet my puppy. so THERE miss skeptic-y. And IF I were gonna lie about Fabio, it would surely be more than him waving at me to go before him. I woulda been all "Fabio is stalking me and it's sooooo annoying" That's what I would Lie about. No, actually I would Lie about David Hasslehoff stalking me. I mean GEEZ Annie...I do have standards!

3 Bay B Chicks said...

Why do the best celebrity sitings only happen in LA. (You are in LA, right, Peewee?)

Of course Fabio's hair is still long. It is his signature trademark for the cover of drugstore romance novels. He would be nothing without it. I would even venture to say that he is meticulous in his care of his luscious locks. :)

-Francesca

Annemarie said...

Am I the only one who never thought he was hot? And needed a deep conditioner?