Last Night after teaching an actual fun class sans any crazies (except for the guy who wore his boxer shorts. But at least they didn't show anything)(and he was kinda cute an clueless) I was coming out of the parking structure and so was a silver mercedes and we both came to a point where one of us needed to yield. So OF COURSE, being the considerate person that I am, I paused for this driver to go, but he wasn't sure what I was doing so I looked up to mouth "I am gracious, go ahead"
Lo and behold it was Fabio in his super slick silver lady machine. And he smiled and waved me to go. And I Waved back "No Fabio, YOU go" and then Fabio was all "no fair maiden, YOU go" in hand gesture, and I was all "No, it's okay Fabio, like YOU go" and Fabio was all "No seriously, you will be swept away with my passionate wave. i'm fabio and I must let you go, damsel, go" (still in hand gestures)
SO I finally went and waved "THANKS fabio" and Fabio all waved "No, dear sweet voluptuos lady, I am Fabio, and I am nothing if not a courteous gentleman with HOT Flowing highlighted hair"
Then we were both on our merry way.
I had an entire hand conversation with Fabio. Which I find hilarious. HE still has THAT HAIR, and he's what? like 55? I think that if we had lived in Romance novel time, this was Fabio's way of picking me up and carrying me over the parking lever. He probably woulda paid my 50 cent parking fee too.
Because, that's just Fabio.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Posted by peewee at 7:09 AM