Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Buddha Talk! Buddha Talk! It's a wonder you can walk...in those girly plaid paaaaaaa-aaants!

You're going to think I'm lying, but I SWEAR ALL THAT I WILL TELL YOU IS TRUE.

As I was walking through the park today, I was passing 2 buddhist monks. Like the kind with the orange outfits and shaved heads...the whole nine yards.

One of them was on a cell phone. MAYBE even THIS this phone

Annnnd RIGHT as I passed them the one monk says on the phone, all serious like..."hmmm. I don't know. Let me meditate on that..." HAHAHAHHAHHA!!! It was like right out of some cheesy movie. It was one of those times when even I was all "did that for real just happen?"

THEN not 10 feet later a guy and his Girlfriend came walking down and he was wearing Burberry pants. LIke the PLAID Burberry.
PANTS.

I mean, as GOLF pants, sure. Golfers wear a lot of crazy shit. But for a stroll in the park? with your {alleged} girlfriend. What woman in her right mind lets her guy wear all that plaid on a regular day?

This is why I love NY. True, there are just as many crazy freaks in LA...but they're all locked away in their cars. OR in my yoga room. THIS is way better!! Out in the open. where we all can point and laugh!! Remember Buddy Hinton in the Brady bunch? When he was all making fun of cindy for her lisp and was all "baby talk! baby talk! It's a wonder you can walk!"

That's me. Only in my blog!

Blogging is the new school bully.

15 comments:

Kristina P. said...

This just makes me so happy.

dede said...

didn't something bad happen to Buddy?

Vegas Linda Lou said...

I'm quite sure Mr. Golf Pants wasn't with his girlfriend. I think upon closer look, you'd see an unnatural bulge; no self-respecting woman would be caught dead with such a fashion disaster. Even on laundry day.

Dee at Pedestrian Palate said...

That monk was probably a cleverly disguised weed dealer. The guy in the plaid pants reminds me of the guy I saw a breakfast Sunday Morning. I'll describe - Tall, bald, khaki pants, flip flops, fine gauge white linen shirt with intentionally frayed edges, orchid colored cashmere sweater draped over his shoulders, arms loosely tied at neck. Hmmmmm. Maybe that's what happened to Buddy Hinton, he's planning to audition for Project Runway.

peewee said...

Yah. Peter punched Buddy in the face and knocked out his front teeth...so then BUDDY had the lisp.

This is why Blogging about it is WAY safer! And yet, still SO effective!

Carin Davis said...

you and Dede both make me laugh!

Kimberly said...

LOL!!!

Meg said...

Burberry pants on a dude? Yeah, the girl's a beard. Definitely.

Counselormama said...

Was loud pants guy waving away bees as well? Just wondering. That is too funny about the monk dude, I may use that from now on when I need to think about something.

rychelle said...

this trip is going to be SO FUN! i hope all the freaks are not on vacation while we're there.

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Burberry or not, plaid pants don't need to happen on a straight male. Burberry does not make this acceptable.

3 Bay B Chicks said...

So, yesterday I stood next to my mailbox for about four hours and just waited. Nothing came. I'm not quite sure what to do with myself today.

Any suggestions?

And where, oh where is the link to the Cindy Brady reference? Your fans need a reminder, if you please.

-Francesca

Dads(2) said...

you rock my world . . .

Debbie said...

I'm thinking you were having a great day! What I wouldn't give to witness just either of those things.

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