Wednesday, February 25, 2009

ASH WEDNESDAY!!!....has nothing whatsoever to do with this post.

I COULD make life easy for you by emailing you *his name* (see post below if confused) and website so you could laugh 'till you cry. But what fun would THAT? be! I am gonna bring out your inner Nancy Drew super sleuth.

CLUE #1 -Scene 1: INT: DELIVERY WARD... his mom just gave birth and they laid the wee baby in her arms and he opened his mouth wailing, and she was all "I want to call him _____ for some reason" and the Nurse was all "_____? why _____? is that a family name?" and she was all "no. no. he just. he just....LOOKS like an _____ for some reason. Reminds me of someone...." .......fade to the Hospital TV in the background....




CLUE #2 His last name is 'G' and if you add his firstname with his last name PLUS .comm voila! You HAVE a website!!

This is for those of you desperate for entertainment because People's Court is on re-runs this week

There you go!

Are you thinking "what's the point?" There is none really. I mean unless you wanna see for real the guy who sent THIS message to me on FB yesterday...

"Hey! I just saw your birthday party pics. Nice dress. Really shows off your HOOTS and Freckles."

Yes. yes. I can NOT wait for my second date with a man who says HOOTS.

I do this for YOU my friends.

13 comments:

Meg said...

Hoots and freckles? What the...?

So, can I bring my cat to yoga? He thinks he's a dog. Does that count?

dede said...

headed to FB - I don't really have time for FB today, so maybe I will just send you a pack of zingers!!

daisigirl said...

Love your blog! I still have my Mrs. Beasley doll. She doesn't talk anymore and I lost her glasses but overall she is in pretty good shape. She scares my kids!

rychelle said...

i'm going to face book. RIGHT.NOW.

Kathy B! said...

Hoots and freckles?! OH MY! People need to think first and type second.

That's classic!

rychelle said...

is there a prize involved for the best sleuth?

Kristina P. said...

This does not help me at all. Boo.

peewee said...

Kristina! of ALL people it would help you since you're actually, I dunno. ON FACEBOOK?

Counselormama said...

Hoots? That's as bad as when my hubs called them "boobers".

forever folding laundry said...

Hmmm...might I have found him? Are his initials E.G.?? Huh? Huh? If not, then I give up.

seriously? said...

I CANNOT wait for your second date!! When is it?? I will be on pins and needles until it happens. I mean, what the heck else can this person do to make himself look less or more crazy? One can only imagine....

Meg said...

Seriously, it only took me two days but I finally figured it out. Looking at his website right now.

Sorry, I don't do subtle.

the letters i wish i'd written said...

Hoots? A keeper for sure...