Wednesday, June 25, 2008

ACT 3: SCENE 2

( "END" of hour and FIFTEEN minute session)

YOU NEED TO DO TWO TIMES A WEEK. NO MORE ONCE A WEEK
( I liked when he just said 3 word sentences)

What?? bbbut....

NO BUT. I NEED TO KEEP MY EYE ON YOU.

I DON'T SEE ANY DIFFERENCE IN YOU

But it's only been a WEEK

YES. ONE WHOLE WEEK. NO CHANGE


But I can't afford it

YES YOU CAN.

but...

WRITE THE CHECK. (pause) AND GET ON TREADMILL. 30 MINUTES


WHAT???? But we're DONE!

NO.NO.NO. (chuckles and shakes head)

but...ummm...I didn't put enough time in the meter!!

DON'T PARK ON THE STREET NEXT TIME. PARK IN THE LOT.

Okay! NEXT time I won't. (phew!!)

BUT YOU'RE STILL DOING THE TREADMILL. 30 MINUTES. I'LL GO PUT MONEY IN YOUR METER. YOU WRITE THE CHECK. THEN GET ON THE TREADMILL.

(he exits)

(dumbass girl shakily writes check for TWO sessions a week and gets on treadmill)
**note to self. Use stealth combat psychological tactic on own clients)

I'M WATCHING YOU. DON'T THINK YOU'RE WALKING EITHER.

3 comments:

dede said...

I am so glad you survived - next time leave your wallet in the car!!

peewee said...

somehow I think he'd get around that too...snatch my keys, drive to my bank and make a withdrawl. He's crafty.

carin davis said...

i want you to know that i went running this morning because of you. i have been feeling pretty lazy while you are doing mini.marathon.sprints on the treadmill. fortunately for me ellie woke up as i was leaving and wanted to go- we did more running in park sprinklers BUT i did at least get out of bed and go out the door!

i hope she wakes up early tomorrow!