( "END" of hour and FIFTEEN minute session)
YOU NEED TO DO TWO TIMES A WEEK. NO MORE ONCE A WEEK
( I liked when he just said 3 word sentences)
What?? bbbut....
NO BUT. I NEED TO KEEP MY EYE ON YOU.
I DON'T SEE ANY DIFFERENCE IN YOU
But it's only been a WEEK
YES. ONE WHOLE WEEK. NO CHANGE
But I can't afford it
YES YOU CAN.
but...
WRITE THE CHECK. (pause) AND GET ON TREADMILL. 30 MINUTES
WHAT???? But we're DONE!
NO.NO.NO. (chuckles and shakes head)
but...ummm...I didn't put enough time in the meter!!
DON'T PARK ON THE STREET NEXT TIME. PARK IN THE LOT.
Okay! NEXT time I won't. (phew!!)
BUT YOU'RE STILL DOING THE TREADMILL. 30 MINUTES. I'LL GO PUT MONEY IN YOUR METER. YOU WRITE THE CHECK. THEN GET ON THE TREADMILL.
(he exits)
(dumbass girl shakily writes check for TWO sessions a week and gets on treadmill)
**note to self. Use stealth combat psychological tactic on own clients)
I'M WATCHING YOU. DON'T THINK YOU'RE WALKING EITHER.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
ACT 3: SCENE 2
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3 comments:
I am so glad you survived - next time leave your wallet in the car!!
somehow I think he'd get around that too...snatch my keys, drive to my bank and make a withdrawl. He's crafty.
i want you to know that i went running this morning because of you. i have been feeling pretty lazy while you are doing mini.marathon.sprints on the treadmill. fortunately for me ellie woke up as i was leaving and wanted to go- we did more running in park sprinklers BUT i did at least get out of bed and go out the door!
i hope she wakes up early tomorrow!
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