motivation to get MY books published...

I wish this were a JOKE book, a satire, like something Jay Leno would make up. But it's NOT! This is a book for kids, to explain why their mommies leave for a few days, and then come back with scary clown lips and boobs the size of melons. SERIOUSLY. This book makes me want to move to the woods and raise my children home-schooled and live off the land.

well, almost. But you get the picture.

It's amazing to me that this got published. I guess I should switch from my cute yoga book to "when mommy has an adam's apple...and other tales from tranny mom's around the globe!" Is THIS really what we get after Harry Potter?