If I hear ONE MORE white person, on television or otherwise say "oh no you di'int" I am going to LOSE MY SHIT.
Sorry for all the swearing lately. My friend, in one of those "25 random things" essay said that she hates when people swear becuase "there are so many other creative ways to express yourself"
Ummm, yah. OH NO SHE DI'INT! because saying That is SO freakin' cool and she is the B word! What a witch! and oh my HECK (that is not to say OMH is lame or anything....it's just not CREATIVE **read that with Homer simpson voice** and a shout out to my UTE friends..HOLLA!) and Gosh Dangit! SO, SO, edified.
Well, back to MOI (french is still goin' strong!) I am right this second sitting next to the big AC-TOR. Do you know he has a WEBSITE?? I mean, they all do. The Day Player actors. You know the ones...Cowboy #4, Man on Street #67. And on said website he has like every clip of every role in the history of all his roles. YES, That is FASCINATING. I cant WAIT to see those CLIPS. Is there a more self-obsessed profession? (yoga teachers!) (oh NO I di'int) K, but one funny one is the TWIX commercial he did...HAHAHHA...CHEESY!
Well anyway, I just got home and the TV was on (he doesn't watch TV...cuz he's too CREATIVE **homer voice**) And I was all "bree?" and lo and behold HE was watching it! GASP. So I was all "soooo YOU'RE WATCHING TV!?!?!??!" all jokey jokey like (but not really) and he was all serious..."I'm watching a MOVIE"
uh huh. Didn't you guys know that a MOVIE is sooooo way much more creative than a TV SHOW?
I just rolled my eyes, grabbed my laptop and proceeded to write this blog. HA! SUCKER! take THAT!
And REALLY?? You can BE on a stupid unheard of TV show, A TWIX commercial nonetheless and be all high and mighty about NOT watching TV? I personally think he's bitter. If he had his OWN TV show I bet he'd sure as hell be touting the benefits if TV! He's not even BEEN in a lifetime original movie. LOSER!
This is my friday night in LA folks. Jealous much?
...erm. Wednesday. YAH! That's totally what I meant WEDNESDAY. Because I am WAY not so old that I thought it was friday. pff. for sure!