Remember this? It's weird. When you're a kid, 'My Buddy' is a cute little buddy...and 'wherever I go he goes with me' is a sweet little concept...
SO folks, BitchyToys inc. brings you an updated product!! (commercial coming soon)
My stalker*. My stalker*! Wherever I go she goes with me! My stalker* and MEEEEEE.
I took My Stalker* to the grove with me!
My Stalker* LOVES the Apple store!
My stalker* even says fancy words like 'enchilada'!
My Stalker* comes with FUNNEL CAKE!
AND My stalker* LA edition even comes with a matching iphone cover!
CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR MY STALKER* NOW!
Operators standing by! FIRST 20 CALLERS GET a FREE WIRE TAP!!
**product can NOT parallel park
*patent pending. All rights reserved.