Monday, March 09, 2009

Hot new roommate is proving to be a REAL PAIN.

He JUST left. For the first time today.

*DEEP SIGH OF RELIEF*

He's always around.


And I came home the other day and he had, RE-arranged the den furniture. He's been here THREE days and he re-arranged the furniture. He was like "isn't this better?" as he plopped on the newly placed cushy chair. The newly placed cushy chair he put RIGHT in front of the windows that you can now NOT open.

I let it go.

breathe in. breathe out.

THEN I came home and went to pull into the garage on saturday and I had to slam on my brakes because he had some of his "buddies" over and they had taken apart his "bike" in the middle of the garage. I had to PARK ON THE STREETS.

And, and...he doesn't *gulp* watch tv?! SO I feel restricted, as it were. I find that though I won't STOP watching people's court midday, I put the volume on really low. Especially at the music part. "dunt dunt dunt. dunt dunt dunt DUNT." That part. And I was SO looking forward to Dr. Phil today because the topic was "gold diggers" and I freakin' LOVE when talk shows do that topic cuz they ALWAYS make the waiter or the limo driver be a millionaire in disguise and then the gold digger always 'disses' him and it's just hilarious. Satisfying in EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE.

Anyhoo, I just KNEW I wouldn't be able to watch that with him here. And I just feel like lying in bed all day reading blogs is a thing of the past (until I can kick him out anyway)

And on sunday when I had just returned from shopping all day, he was all "what did you girls do today?" and we responded, "WE WENT TO THE GROVE! SHOPPING!!!" Our cheeks still flush from the outdoor crisp weather and rush of excitement. (M.A.C. just released "Kitty Koutoure"...need I say more?)

And he said "THE GROVE???" (with a sneer) and SHOPPING?? (eye roll + judgement)

Yah. I WAS going to take my car apart and re-arrange the parts and all. Because THAT is just invigorating!

Anyway, thank GOD I have Tivo and was able to record Dr. Phil because this is what one womn said to the gold digger woman...
You know what you are? You are two sandwiches short of a prostitution picnic!


HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA! I tell you what mister "actor/producer"....produce THAT!

13 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Is this karma? I that whole judging a book by it's cover crap is true!

Meg said...

Did you inform him that he was allowed to move in because your house needed more eye candy and thus he should just sit there and shut up?

I think that would be the best approach.

peewee said...

HAHAHA! MEG!!! I forgot to write that in the lease!! Where r u when I need you?

Kathy B! said...

I'm with Meg on this one.

He's cute and all, but you have to be A-List actor HOT to sashay into my house and start moving furniture and taking over the parking. If you're in the cute category you must sit quietly so that your opinions don't disturb the fantasy.

seriously? said...

OMG...I am wondering if the freak that sent the message may have been a better choice. Thank God for Tivo!!! Can never get enough of day time tv. One of the things that infuriates me about having kids...they want to watch Arthur, Seasame Street or something like that.

Hillbilly Duhn said...

I agree with Meg and Kathy B.

Meg said...

Hey, yeah...this guy isn't secretly a raw food eater, is he? Just sayin' is all.

Carin said...

you NEED A VACATION!!! ummmm New York??? end of March????

forever folding laundry said...

If he's not George Clooney, he's not rearranging my furniture. =)

~Keri

peewee said...

well put, laundry. couldn't have said it better myself!!

rychelle said...

i wonder.....

how many sandwiches do you need at a prostitution picnic?

peewee said...

rychelle! YOU make me laugh/cry! I don't know the answer, but I a gonna use that phrase as many times this month as possible...even when it doesn't quite fit!

Debbie said...

I agree with Meg. He should be like a kid and been seen but not heard.